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    100% of respondents saying I haven’t tried to sell them a book??? I obviously need to brush up on my marketing skills!!

    Over on the Non-Football Board

    #107264
    JohnDoeTony
    Player

      You’re slacking griff, you’ll end up having a day trip to the pulping factory a la partridge!

      #107267
      You’re slacking griff, you’ll end up having a day trip to the pulping factory a la partridge!

      Only printed on demand, no pulping required. I have made no advance financial outlay whatsoever for either of my books. Do you think I am that daft/confident/flushed? ;)

      #107274
      filmossfilmoss
      Player

        You’re slacking griff, you’ll end up having a day trip to the pulping factory a la partridge!

        Only printed on demand, no pulping required. I have made no advance financial outlay whatsoever for either of my books. Do you think I am that daft/confident/flushed? ;)[/quote]

        Pop one on the window sill in the bogs in the Brick and I shall have a flick through it when I next feel the urge for a pre match shit ! ;)

        #107275
        Pop one on the window sill in the bogs in the Brick and I shall have a flick through it when I next feel the urge for a pre match shit ! ;)

        No

        #107276
        filmossfilmoss
        Player
          baines
          been to goole watching leyland motors in the cup years ago
          only started watching in 82 so pass on that one
          hate the rugby
          no but ive seen him in the brick
          east
          sometimes light sometimes dark
          no never seen the warchest , wouldnt mind doing though

          Staby, are you not curious as to who Leylandlatic4ever is ? I am ! :)

          #107278

          baines
          been to goole watching leyland motors in the cup years ago
          only started watching in 82 so pass on that one
          hate the rugby
          no but ive seen him in the brick
          east
          sometimes light sometimes dark
          no never seen the warchest , wouldnt mind doing though

          Staby, are you not curious as to who Leylandlatic4ever is ? I am ! :)[/quote]

          I presume that Staby is the young lad who hangs around outside the Brick with you two old two hats? ;)

          #107280
          filmossfilmoss
          Player

            baines
            been to goole watching leyland motors in the cup years ago
            only started watching in 82 so pass on that one
            hate the rugby
            no but ive seen him in the brick
            east
            sometimes light sometimes dark
            no never seen the warchest , wouldnt mind doing though

            Staby, are you not curious as to who Leylandlatic4ever is ? I am ! :)[/quote]

            I presume that Staby is the young lad who hangs around outside the Brick with you two old two hats? ;)[/quote]

            No, Staby sometimes comes for a pre match drink with his Son ( Not to be confused with Lee and his son who is invariably with us ! ). He is our Jeff’s mate and they started watching Wigan together back in 82.

            #107285

            baines
            been to goole watching leyland motors in the cup years ago
            only started watching in 82 so pass on that one
            hate the rugby
            no but ive seen him in the brick
            east
            sometimes light sometimes dark
            no never seen the warchest , wouldnt mind doing though

            Staby, are you not curious as to who Leylandlatic4ever is ? I am ! :)[/quote]

            I presume that Staby is the young lad who hangs around outside the Brick with you two old two hats? ;)[/quote]

            No, Staby sometimes comes for a pre match drink with his Son ( Not to be confused with Lee and his son who is invariably with us ! ). He is our Jeff’s mate and they started watching Wigan together back in 82.[/quote]

            Too late, I’m already confused ;)

            #107295
            JohnDoeTony
            Player

              You’re slacking griff, you’ll end up having a day trip to the pulping factory a la partridge!

              Only printed on demand, no pulping required. I have made no advance financial outlay whatsoever for either of my books. Do you think I am that daft/confident/flushed? ;)[/quote]

              Pop one on the window sill in the bogs in the Brick and I shall have a flick through it when I next feel the urge for a pre match shit ! ;)[/quote]

              I think we can guess what people would use it for if he left one there :whistle:

              #107297

              You’re slacking griff, you’ll end up having a day trip to the pulping factory a la partridge!

              Only printed on demand, no pulping required. I have made no advance financial outlay whatsoever for either of my books. Do you think I am that daft/confident/flushed? ;)[/quote]

              Pop one on the window sill in the bogs in the Brick and I shall have a flick through it when I next feel the urge for a pre match shit ! ;)[/quote]

              I think we can guess what people would use it for if he left one there :whistle:[/quote]

              Funnily enough, 5 were left in there recently. They were paid for, taken home and read, presumably. Actually, I’m not srsed if they were read. They were paid for, that’s the main thing.

              Why don’t you send us a copy of your book, then I can have a read of that.

              #107316
              Anonymous

                baines
                been to goole watching leyland motors in the cup years ago
                only started watching in 82 so pass on that one
                hate the rugby
                no but ive seen him in the brick
                east
                sometimes light sometimes dark
                no never seen the warchest , wouldnt mind doing though

                Staby, are you not curious as to who Leylandlatic4ever is ? I am ! :)[/quote]

                Well I live in Leyland if that’s any help!

                I tried to use Leylandlatic for starters but it was already in use :lol:

                #107317
                JohnDoeTony
                Player

                  You’re slacking griff, you’ll end up having a day trip to the pulping factory a la partridge!

                  Only printed on demand, no pulping required. I have made no advance financial outlay whatsoever for either of my books. Do you think I am that daft/confident/flushed? ;)[/quote]

                  Pop one on the window sill in the bogs in the Brick and I shall have a flick through it when I next feel the urge for a pre match shit ! ;)[/quote]

                  I think we can guess what people would use it for if he left one there :whistle:[/quote]

                  Funnily enough, 5 were left in there recently. They were paid for, taken home and read, presumably. Actually, I’m not srsed if they were read. They were paid for, that’s the main thing.

                  Why don’t you send us a copy of your book, then I can have a read of that.[/quote]

                  I don’t write books, but if I did, they’d probably be the best books in the world.
                  I’m a lover not a writer ;)

                  #107319

                  You’re slacking griff, you’ll end up having a day trip to the pulping factory a la partridge!

                  Only printed on demand, no pulping required. I have made no advance financial outlay whatsoever for either of my books. Do you think I am that daft/confident/flushed? ;)[/quote]

                  Pop one on the window sill in the bogs in the Brick and I shall have a flick through it when I next feel the urge for a pre match shit ! ;)[/quote]

                  I think we can guess what people would use it for if he left one there :whistle:[/quote]

                  Funnily enough, 5 were left in there recently. They were paid for, taken home and read, presumably. Actually, I’m not srsed if they were read. They were paid for, that’s the main thing.

                  Why don’t you send us a copy of your book, then I can have a read of that.[/quote]

                  I don’t write books, but if I did, they’d probably be the best books in the world.
                  I’m a lover not a writer ;)[/quote]

                  Writing for me is up there with contemporary art. I don’t think i could think of anything worse. I do though however enjoy a good read and have no doubt Griff’s book is full of witty quips as he seems to be ready to pounce with a pun, put down or joke at almost any time.

                  #107339
                  Anonymous

                    OK I’ll have a go:

                    Who is our best left back?

                    I thought we only had the one

                    Where you at Goole?

                    Username

                    Who is your favourite player from the 70’s?

                    Any of Gordon Milne’s team

                    What do you think about the rugby?

                    I have been accused of ‘hating them with a passion’.

                    Has Griff tried to sell you a book yet?

                    Who’s Griff?

                    East, West or South?

                    I tut, sigh loudly, suck Uncle Joe’s, take a flask and clap with Thinsulate gloves on.

                    Lightside or darkside?

                    The most pessimistic Lightsider

                    Do you know where the £40 million war chest is?

                    Spent on Boselli

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