- This topic has 2 replies, 3 voices, and was last updated 13 years, 9 months ago by
.
-
Posts
-
The Wythenshawe Asda Greeter
A very loud, greasy, unattractive, tattooed, welfare dependent,
chav, minger, woman wearing a 10 year old Blues top walked into ASDA in Wythenshawe,
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, ‘Good morning madam, and welcome to ASDA’.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?’
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
‘F**k no, they’re not twins. The oldest one’s nine, and the other one’s six
Why the f**k would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, thick or just f*****g stupid?’
‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Madam,’replied the greeter.
‘I just couldn’t believe you’ve been shagged twice’.
Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at ASDA.’A woman goes into a Liverpool jobcentre and the clerk asks the names of the brood of children gathered around.
“Well, my eldest son is Pat. Then there’s my daughter, Pat. The next son is Pat. Then another son Pat. The youngest girl is called Pat, and the little lad he’s Pat.”
The clerk looked astonished and said “They’re all called Pat? Isn’t that a bit confusing?”
“No. If I want them to come for dinner, I just shout “your dinner’s ready Pat”. If they’re messing around I say “Stop that, Pat”. If it’s time for them to go to school I say “Come on Pat, get ready””
“But what if you just want to speak to one of them”
“Oh then I use their surname”
The Wythenshawe Asda Greeter
A very loud, greasy, unattractive, tattooed, welfare dependent,
chav, minger, woman wearing a 10 year old Blues top walked into ASDA in Wythenshawe,
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, ‘Good morning madam, and welcome to ASDA’.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?’
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
‘F**k no, they’re not twins. The oldest one’s nine, and the other one’s six
Why the f**k would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, thick or just f*****g stupid?’
‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Madam,’replied the greeter.
‘I just couldn’t believe you’ve been shagged twice’.
Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at ASDA.’dont diz asda they sell ace pants
- You must be logged in to reply to this topic.
