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classics is not one of my strong points.[/quote]

So much to say…..so little time to say it in. Mate – what is/are your strong point(s)?

Don’t get me wrong – I like the cut of your jib (how very nautical…..) ;) .[/quote]

i would say rallying the troops is one of my better skills – i just say anything anti martinez on here and the unity in defence is amazing
i honestly believe i contributed to us surviving last season, the aura of positivity from the board going into those last few games was unstopable – the messages of vitriol and how i would eat my words bonded us and filled us with belief like never before. ;) ;)

That’s almost dictionary-definition delusion.

5% tongue-in-cheek, wnd-up posts amongst 95% “true colours” posts fools no-one. ;)

That’s almost dictionary-definition delusion. 5% tongue-in-cheek, wnd-up posts amongst 95% “true colours” posts fools no-one. ;) [/quote]

i am so shocked that it is you that swallowed the ‘Guru QM1’ hair rigged with my previous script.

but then again they are probably the best hook on the market at the moment.

Especially as at the time he was losing more claret than Oddbins during the riots. :confusion-seeingstars:

Oh, I get it now. It’s a fishing joke. Might have known. How totally in keeping with your personality, LMB. Fishing – the dull man’s embroidery.

No offence, Arky.

nearly as dull as writing a book on bringing a child up as though you was the first in the world to do it.

fishing may be dull to you, but it is something that has taken me all over the world,
i must say its really dull drifting down the zambezi and hippos attacking the boat, espiecally sitting there knowing it was a free trip because of my fishing contacts

or having to stop fishing off the coast of western australia because a pod of dolphins a 1000 strong was herding the fish we were targeting – now that was ever so boring, .
its also something that’s won me a substantial amount of money doing over the years, has got me 3 to 4 weeks of ‘lads only’ holidays for the last 25 years – while you have been sat at home typing out nappy changing tips, dreaming about your every other saturday trips to the latics and couple of hours in the pub afterwards before you go back to your mundane existance –

but griff just because you are the all seeing, all doing god that you aspire to be, i have decided to refrain from doing anything that doesnt fit in with your opinions and bow down to your total domination.

or in some people case Bic. the vain mans excuse.[/quote]

You are one of the most pointless excuses for a human beings I think I ever had the misfortune to deal with. And totally bereft of a sense of humour too, evidently. And having a pop at someone being bald? Really, I’d have thought even you coud do better that that.

And you also have a very short memory by all accounts, given the peripheral events between the West Ham and Stoke games at the end of last season. You were quite happy to be all matey and for me to do a favour for you then, weren’t you?

Grow up.