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A Few years ago I was out with the lads as we walked in this bar I noticed a fit bird giving me the once over. So as you do I looked up caught her eye and smiled, she held my Gaze and smiled back, so I’m thinking “hey up I’m in there”. I thought I’d get myself a pint down my neck first (a bit of courage you understand) and then I’d pop over for a chat.
5 pints later I decide to get myself another pint and go and chat to the lucky girl. She had her back to me as I made my way over, I put my hand out and tapped her on the shoulder, at this point some clown bumps into me and I empty almost a full pint down her back. She f**king exploded, didn’t really make it to the chat up bit, might of been her time of the month!
If she exploded so easy, I’d say you had a lucky escape!
You could’ve come out with a line such as “Oh, I’m ever so sorry. Look, would you like to come back to mine for a coffee and I’ll wash your dress for you?”
Unless you still live with your parents which might be a bit awkward. Mind you, it never stopped my mate, who was caught breaking the back off some bird by his mother! She went nuts and kicked the bird out the door! :lol:
Me and N’zogbiasleftpeg on here.. NEVER fail with the chat up lines!! They love it!Now Jimbo lets not fall over ya self Mate,your not the one with the swellhead on ere pal. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Me and N’zogbiasleftpeg on here.. NEVER fail with the chat up lines!! They love it!
Now Jimbo lets not fall over ya self Mate,your not the one with the swellhead on ere pal. :lol: :lol: :lol: [/quote]
:D .. I am not falling over myself. If I want a girl, I get them. Me and Zoggysleftpeg on here will get the gash!! ;)
Yes we will my friend with our amazing looks…. Didnt need to use any chat up lines this weekend… Went 2 newcastle with the lads.. 2nd bar we went in there was a hen party.. I was last 2 walk into the top bar and straight away 2 girls straight over 2 me saying i was fit and i smelt good.. next minute the whole lot was over, (was like something off the lynx advert) Give the bride a little kiss and arranged to meet them later…
Yes we will my friend with our amazing looks…. Didnt need to use any chat up lines this weekend… Went 2 newcastle with the lads.. 2nd bar we went in there was a hen party.. I was last 2 walk into the top bar and straight away 2 girls straight over 2 me saying i was fit and i smelt good.. next minute the whole lot was over, (was like something off the lynx advert) Give the bride a little kiss and arranged to meet them later…It is easy when you look like us isn’t it Zoggy!..
And of course you didn’t meet up with them later as you have a girlfriend of course zoggy :roll: ;) ha x
Nah i didnt mate no1 would come to liquid with me. Ended up in Tiger Tiger being molested(sp) by a bunch of old women on a hen doo
Hang on a minute girls,ya gona put face book out a buisness at this rate. :roll: :roll: :roll:Over-exagguration of the year! I made 2 posts to zoggy! Hardly a full blown conversation.
And good boy N’zogbia :) .. We are a catch for any girl :D
yes we are pal! When are we going out by the way i fancy a midweek mission somewere
yes we are pal! When are we going out by the way i fancy a midweek mission somewereWe are quality. Hmm not this week pal.. Team do on Saturday. Well maude’s coming up next thursday I think and we go away Saturday for a week soooo… Next wednesday maybe? Have a few drinks and go Bamboogie or wherever? Could Poker at Rose Bridge beforehand too like the old days ha :D
Yeah im up for that il try finish work early an we’l poker…. i know im missing the team doo gutted im on a golf weekend away, going ripping some courses up!
James,
Did you just say that yer bird was coming up and you and zoggy were gonna poker in rose bridge?? :o
Im up for it if james is!
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