Yes we will my friend with our amazing looks…. Didnt need to use any chat up lines this weekend… Went 2 newcastle with the lads.. 2nd bar we went in there was a hen party.. I was last 2 walk into the top bar and straight away 2 girls straight over 2 me saying i was fit and i smelt good.. next minute the whole lot was over, (was like something off the lynx advert) Give the bride a little kiss and arranged to meet them later…
It is easy when you look like us isn’t it Zoggy!..
And of course you didn’t meet up with them later as you have a girlfriend of course zoggy :roll: ;) ha x[/quote]
I hope for your sake you look like Brad fukin Pitt, coz you’ve got fuk all between the lugs lad.
Yes we will my friend with our amazing looks…. Didnt need to use any chat up lines this weekend… Went 2 newcastle with the lads.. 2nd bar we went in there was a hen party.. I was last 2 walk into the top bar and straight away 2 girls straight over 2 me saying i was fit and i smelt good.. next minute the whole lot was over, (was like something off the lynx advert) Give the bride a little kiss and arranged to meet them later…
It is easy when you look like us isn’t it Zoggy!..
And of course you didn’t meet up with them later as you have a girlfriend of course zoggy :roll: ;) ha x[/quote]
I hope for your sake you look like Brad fukin Pitt, coz you’ve got fuk all between the lugs lad.[/quote]
How would you possibly know that? I am actually quite clever if I am honest.
Mate of mine watched the Bond film ‘Diamonds Are Forever’ and in one scene Jill St John who played Tiffany Case asked Sean Connery if he liked redheads and he replied “I don’t mind as long as collars and cuffs match'”.
A few weeks later we were in this pub and he asked the redheaded bar maid whether her collars and cuffs matched. She poured his drink away and a doorman then ejected him in an unsympathetic manner much to our delight.