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    The EggThe Egg
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      It WAS a penalty and a red card and kilLed our chances stone desd.Need to put it behind us quickly and get the three points on Saturday.Is it just me or has Kone got a terrible first touch ? So many times last night he lost control of simple balls to his feet when under minimal pressure .

      He put his shoulder towards Cisse’s shoulder as you do in a shoulder charge. Cisse went down like a bus had hit him, 50,000 Geordies shouted “why aye man thats a penalty to the toon that” in that annoying horrible barely audible accent they have and the ref gave it.

      Had Kone or Franco gone down under a similar challenge from Collocini then i’m 99.9% sure he would have waved play on.

      #97689
      Squire Manny BrownBB
      Player

        In a pool of p*ss poor referees Jones is one of the poorest.

        He’s the muppet we had last season who had no understanding whatsoever of the advantage rule. Repeatedly brought us back for a free kick when we were in good attacking positions.

        Yet another poor , easily influenced , easily conned ref. :angry:

        #97691
        jamescJamesC
        Player
          It WAS a penalty and a red card and kilLed our chances stone desd.Need to put it behind us quickly and get the three points on Saturday.Is it just me or has Kone got a terrible first touch ? So many times last night he lost control of simple balls to his feet when under minimal pressure .

          I said that on the very first game and was slated for it!
          I like him, seems alright but his first touch has never been good, credit to him he tends to keep the possesion afterwards, but his initial actual touch is never close to himself or gets caught under his feet.

          #97693

          what does under his feet mean kone is the best centre forward i have seen while i have been watching us he will get 10 this season

          #97695
          jamescJamesC
          Player
            what does under his feet mean kone is the best centre forward i have seen while i have been watching us he will get 10 this season

            You are literally so so boring. ‘What does under his feet mean’?? It means it’s under his feet.. how much more simple can something be explained.

            And WOWWWW! 10 goals?? Hardly setting the prem alight.. Earnshaw scored 10+ league goals a good few seasons back with the majority of his games being started on the bench! Deosn’t mean he is that good!

            #97698

            how many has our top scorer in a season got in the prem cant comment on ernshaw never heard of him mate

            #97700
            Anonymous

              what does under his feet mean kone is the best centre forward i have seen while i have been watching us he will get 10 this season

              You are literally so so boring. ‘What does under his feet mean’?? It means it’s under his feet.. how much more simple can something be explained.

              And WOWWWW! 10 goals?? Hardly setting the prem alight.. Earnshaw scored 10+ league goals a good few seasons back with the majority of his games being started on the bench! Deosn’t mean he is that good![/quote]

              Rob Earnshaw…..currently playing in Tel Aviv, Israel, on loan from Cardiff City.

              Was a decent striker at Championship Level, but not good enough for the Premiership.

              Best striker we’ve had at this level? Jason Roberts by a country mile. Still grates me that we lost him through being tight-wad’s over his wages. He’s earned a pay-rise with his performances in that first season.

              One of the biggest mistakes our club has made.

              #97727
              JohnDoeTony
              Player

                I’d say not signing messi when he was 10 years old is probably the biggest mistake we’ve made, hang on, I’ll just check that with Wikipedia

                #97729

                Best centre forward ?? Well Henri Camera was top scorer in that first season not Jason Roberts.I did prefer Roberts as a player though.

                Can’t fault JR for effort but he’s never been prolific in the Premier League. He and Ellington scored for fun in the Promotion Season but his only 2 performances that mirrored those performances were against Man City in the 4-3 Boxing Day classic, the FA cup replay at Leeds and obviously the semi final at Highbury.

                Kone – well on close scutiny his first touch is awful.Looks like he’d have trouble trapping a bag of cement.

                Mike Jones !!! Always been poor.Wasn’t he the ref at Chelsea last season??

                And finally Joke yes, Shoulder charge yes !!

                #97732
                jamescJamesC
                Player
                  how many has our top scorer in a season got in the prem cant comment on ernshaw never heard of him mate

                  :whistle:

                  #97733
                  filmossfilmoss
                  Player

                    Well I suggested that Kone had gone off the boil last week and that putting the two Argies together could come up trumps but as usual I got berated for such a ridiculous idea !!

                    #97736
                    jamescJamesC
                    Player
                      Well I suggested that Kone had gone off the boil last week and that putting the two Argies together could come up trumps but as usual I got berated for such a ridiculous idea !!

                      You aren’t allowed an opinion Filmoss.. There’s only a select few on here that are allowed opinions. I say opinions, but if those select few are the ones voicing them, they are FACT, and nobody can state otherwise. B)

                      #97739

                      Well I suggested that Kone had gone off the boil last week and that putting the two Argies together could come up trumps but as usual I got berated for such a ridiculous idea !!

                      You aren’t allowed an opinion Filmoss.. There’s only a select few on here that are allowed opinions. I say opinions, but if those select few are the ones voicing them, they are FACT, and nobody can state otherwise. B)[/quote]

                      Phil’s allowed one. People who don’t know what opinion means though and get all huffy when someone diagrees with theirs are the ones who should not be allowed an opinion.

                      #97741
                      jamescJamesC
                      Player
                        Phil’s allowed one. People who don’t know what opinion means though and get all huffy when someone diagrees with theirs are the ones who should not be allowed an opinion.

                        I’m sure you’re one of the people that gets accused of this yourself Griff ;)

                        But I do agree, people that get ‘shitty’ cause others don’t agree with their opinions, are losers. B)

                        #97745

                        Phil’s allowed one. People who don’t know what opinion means though and get all huffy when someone diagrees with theirs are the ones who should not be allowed an opinion.

                        I’m sure you’re one of the people that gets accused of this yourself Griff ;)

                        But I do agree, people that get ‘shitty’ cause others don’t agree with their opinions, are losers. B)[/quote]

                        I know I am. Everyone is entitled to an opinion just as everyone is entitled disagree with it. The problem with this forum is that poster A confuses poster B disagreeing with him with poster B thinking that poster A ins’t allowed an opinion.

                        It is usually because poster A is thick.

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