Rumour has it Mr Mandelson could be standing for Makerfield………
Yes,the fruit who has been sacked twice(or is it three times?) already,
The man who fast tracked his Brazillian bed warmer over here……..
The man who was fiddling his accounts………….
The man who invented the term bullshit…………..
Could be the next MP for Ash-Vegas……………
But only if you thick `labour thru n tru`knob-edds vote im in!
I wait with interest!