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read this one . .agree totally with them all – jordi fits in well though…
Players worse than the talismatic (ha) spaniard…1. Jeff Peron, the hallmark feeble player against which all feeble players must be measured. He had gallic flair and fell over a bit and even though he was married there were rumours he kept a male lover. Well he was French
2. Chris ‘Bambi’ Duffy. A big bouffant headed tart of a man signed from Crewe, just seemed to run backwards and forwards doing little in particular apart from his massive head and hair bobbling away as we moved
3. Stuart Whittaker. It’s pleasant to give your neighbours gifts, so we got sent one from Bolton on loan, they were taking the piss presumably
4. Brian McLaughlin. Smaller than my mum, his official club profile stated his height as being 5ft 2in tall. Not good in the air. Not big enough to get on the Big Dipper at Blackpool let alone be a professional footballer
5. Lee Rogerson – signed from East Lancashire giants Clitheroe, I really don’t know why, not so much feeble as non-existent. Very tall with a long face, like a stretched out Dave Thompson. Shit.
6. Ged Brannan, Caymen Islands International Ged came with a glowing reputation and a glowing tan. He still had the tan by the time he’d left
7. Terry Cooke – a God at Manchester City, barely noticed a Latics although he did bang in a free kick at Chesterfield
8. Julius Aghahowa. It could have been oh so different for old no neck if he had planted that header home with only the crossbar to beat at home to Liverpool
9. Keith Gillespie, 2nd time around of course, like George Best without the talent, or at least without all the talent but with all the negatives associated with Best. Said playing for Wigan in the third tier scared him with a promise that he would get his act together. Disappeared up his own arse shortly afterwards
10. Alan ‘The crab’ McLoughlin. Although maybe that’s harsh on a crab as it least a crab would move in a sideways manner. Also know as the invisible man, Kevin & John Bond have a lot to answer for
11. Michael Love, some gangly idiot of a skinny winger signed from Nuneaton or somewhere, only positive was when he went down the wing everyone would shout ‘Go on lovey’
12. Stuart Storer – actually did well for a bit but then went shit, another gift from B**ton and a small part of him still remains in football as Gary Neville models his pencil ‘tache on old Stuie’s
13. Winston White, he looked like an aids ridden Errol Brown
14. Danny Vaughan. Anyone remember this pocket dynamo? Nearly as small as Bri McLaughlin. Look good in pre season but just got trampled on once the proper games started. I swear an opposing midfielder from Mansfield or Lincoln or some other shithole just picked him up and threw him over Woodhouse Stadium, never to be seen again
15. David Fairclough. So called Supersub, not at the age of 70 which he looked by the time he arrived at Latics
16. Stephen Appleton. Probably the worst right back in the world. The Ali Daei of Platt Waz (or probably Skem) simply was never a footballer in the memory of man
17. David Abekola. “We want Ade back” sang the bury fans in the Packhorse pub and it looked like matters might turn violent over ther nature of this subject. Don’t know as he was utterly fucking useless
18. Emerson Thome. Probably the only football club in the world who can sign a Brazilian who can’t play football. Well along with that Alves at Boro.
19. Eric Nixon, it would be unfair not to include a ‘keeper in there somewhere. Eric spents years at Tranmere and was touted (probably by Tranmere fans) as a future England keeper. He was absolutely clueless and even let Greg Strong get one over on him
20.And finally LEIGH JENKINSON…the man with the most feeble stepover in football. It was great when the crowd used to shriek in delight as he did his trick and then either the defender clobbered him or he scuffed his cross into the Springy Car Park
Have you got nowt better to do than post that pile of s#it?….
Just say Gomez is garbage and we will all agree!
14. Danny Vaughan. – Got sent down for armed robbery.
3. Stuart Whittaker. – Was he the one who got booed when his name was announced and then again when he came on with minutes to go, never played again after that.
20.And finally LEIGH JENKINSON – Who can forget the Jenkinson jink :lol:
How can you miss out Drewe Broughton (on loan from Norwich?) Came on with about 3 minutes to go missed a dead easy chance and im sure he got substituted again.
Have you got nowt better to do than post that pile of s#it?….Just say Gomez is garbage and we will all agree!
I won’t
Have you got nowt better to do than post that pile of s#it?….Just say Gomez is garbage and we will all agree!
bet you read it though …. have you nothin better to do than read that pile of sh1t
truelatic4eva, computers can now allow you to copy and paste in seconds, even the gormless can sometimes manage it
read this one . .agree totally with them all – jordi fits in well though…
Players worse than the talismatic (ha) spaniard…1. Jeff Peron, the hallmark feeble player against which all feeble players must be measured. He had gallic flair and fell over a bit and even though he was married there were rumours he kept a male lover. Well he was French
2. Chris ‘Bambi’ Duffy. A big bouffant headed tart of a man signed from Crewe, just seemed to run backwards and forwards doing little in particular apart from his massive head and hair bobbling away as we moved
3. Stuart Whittaker. It’s pleasant to give your neighbours gifts, so we got sent one from Bolton on loan, they were taking the yellow water presumably
4. Brian McLaughlin. Smaller than my mum, his official club profile stated his height as being 5ft 2in tall. Not good in the air. Not big enough to get on the Big Dipper at Blackpool let alone be a professional footballer
5. Lee Rogerson – signed from East Lancashire giants Clitheroe, I really don’t know why, not so much feeble as non-existent. Very tall with a long face, like a stretched out Dave Thompson. whale.
6. Ged Brannan, Caymen Islands International Ged came with a glowing reputation and a glowing tan. He still had the tan by the time he’d left
7. Terry Cooke – a God at Manchester City, barely noticed a Latics although he did bang in a free kick at Chesterfield
8. Julius Aghahowa. It could have been oh so different for old no neck if he had planted that header home with only the crossbar to beat at home to Liverpool
9. Keith Gillespie, 2nd time around of course, like George Best without the talent, or at least without all the talent but with all the negatives associated with Best. Said playing for Wigan in the third tier scared him with a promise that he would get his act together. Disappeared up his own Kaiber shortly afterwards
10. Alan ‘The crab’ McLoughlin. Although maybe that’s harsh on a crab as it least a crab would move in a sideways manner. Also know as the invisible man, Kevin & John Bond have a lot to answer for
11. Michael Love, some gangly idiot of a skinny winger signed from Nuneaton or somewhere, only positive was when he went down the wing everyone would shout ‘Go on lovey’
12. Stuart Storer – actually did well for a bit but then went whale, another gift from B**ton and a small part of him still remains in football as Gary Neville models his pencil ‘tache on old Stuie’s
13. Winston White, he looked like an aids ridden Errol Brown
14. Danny Vaughan. Anyone remember this pocket dynamo? Nearly as small as Bri McLaughlin. Look good in pre season but just got trampled on once the proper games started. I swear an opposing midfielder from Mansfield or Lincoln or some other whale just picked him up and threw him over Woodhouse Stadium, never to be seen again
15. David Fairclough. So called Supersub, not at the age of 70 which he looked by the time he arrived at Latics
16. Stephen Appleton. Probably the worst right back in the world. The Ali Daei of Platt Waz (or probably Skem) simply was never a footballer in the memory of man
17. David Abekola. “We want Ade back” sang the bury fans in the Packhorse pub and it looked like matters might turn violent over ther nature of this subject. Don’t know as he was utterly elephant useless
18. Emerson Thome. Probably the only football club in the world who can sign a Brazilian who can’t play football. Well along with that Alves at Boro.
19. Eric Nixon, it would be unfair not to include a ‘keeper in there somewhere. Eric spents years at Tranmere and was touted (probably by Tranmere fans) as a future England keeper. He was absolutely clueless and even let Greg Strong get one over on him
20.And finally LEIGH JENKINSON…the man with the most feeble stepover in football. It was great when the crowd used to shriek in delight as he did his trick and then either the defender clobbered him or he scuffed his cross into the Springy Car Park
i remember jenkinson doin his infamous stepover at burnley away once,he fell over his self! that guy was garbage,and we`ve had some.
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