On the positive side

Avin yer baggin

The language of a sandwich
Its an almighty pickle

For modern life
Makes people so fickle

Can a vegan palette
Take a marshmallow or halibut?

We can all look fools
If there’s no pomegranate jewels

And how far should you go
For an organic avocado?

Is it fair trade
To eat something not homemade?

But I’m from the North West
And our food is the best!

So where is the harm
In havin a pie barm?

A fine sauce fit for Kings, Champions and The Houses of Parliament

And definitely a pie barm!