Player statements on transfer day deadline

I find it almost comical at some of the statements that are released on behalf of, or by the players.

I’m delighted at this move. Having spoken to the manager and seeing the direction this club is going I just can’t wait for it to kick off. – SWP on his QPR move. Only direction the good old ship QPR is heading is relegation.

I need a new challenge abroad and Lille gives me that. For me to adapt to French football will Come naturally due to the sequence of the games. I can bcome an ambassador of English football like hoddle and waddle. The articulate Joe cole on his move to Lille.