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    The EggThe Egg
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      BBC are having a twitter debate about the most pointless signings in PL history with the likes of Massimo Taibi being touted around.

      We’ve had quite a few in our history.

      Pasquale Bruno for example. Signed from Hearts and played 45 minutes before buggering off. Seemingly, we were the last club he ever played for.

      Any more? Remember it’s pointless signings not crap signings.

      #126745
      DoglaticDoglatic
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        Being in the Premier League led to several pointless signings, just to add squad numbers.
        Thinking a bit further back:-

        Magno Vieira – Boy wonder from Brasil who never played for us.
        Neil Woods – Loan signing under Deehan.
        Dino Hernandez (?) – We will never know what our scouts saw in him.
        Chris Lightfoot – Record signing, but sold off to Crewe in less than one season.

        #126746
        LaticInLeighVinny Priest
        Player

          Andy Webster – what was that all about? Four games and that was it. Reinvented slow.

          #126747

          William Lever made the quote about advertising, “I know half my advertising isn’t working, I just don’t know which half.”

          I guess that football managers have a similar problem with signings.

          #126750
          cup winnerscup winners
          Player

            I remember some guy from Bolton on loan, Whittaker or something. When he played I honestly thought Jeremy Beadle had stitched the club up.

            #126754
            jrfatfanjrfatfan
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              What about David “Super Sub” Fairclough.

              If that is not the most pointless signing in the history of signings I don’t know what is.

              I remember him coming out with this shyte about us not playing to his strengths, which for the record were non-existent.

              From Matlock to ManU
              What a journey!

              #126758

              gudgeon are almost non-existant in most places these days.

              signals

              #126759

              Richard bouazan ?? Dutch winger. That’s probably spelt wrong.
              he springs to mind when thinking of our pointless PL signings.

              If we are going for crap half of bruces signings would be in there.

              #126767

              Stefan bidstrup

              #126776
              vincehillvinceHill
              Player

                Richard Marshall-Barbadian who didn’t like the winter weather

                Agahowa- nothing needs saying
                Mauro Moreno
                pascal Bruno

                #126780

                Surely a pointless signing is one which was never needed in the first place rather than one who didn’t turn out to be very good.
                The Beed using Taibi as an example doesn’t work – United needed a keeper & they signed one. That he turned out to be total garbage doesn’t make it pointless.

                At latics I’d probably go with 3 of Bobby’s loan signings – Sinclair, Van Aanholt & Hernandez.
                If you’re gonna bring someone in on loan then you need to be 100% sure that you’re gonna use them whilst they’re with the club. To bring someone like that in & then hardly ever use them just smacks of going to a club, asking if they had anyone you could loan & simply taking who they offered without doing any kind of research or scouting of em.
                I’m sure that’s not what happened but that’s how it looked from the outside looking in

                #126781
                Tez HTerry Hill
                Player

                  When I think of pointless, I think of this lot. They probably weren’t pointless when we signed them but they became pointless after never really playing or being rat when they did play.

                  Geoff Horsfield
                  For Geoff Horsfield read Grant Holt
                  Mauro Moreno good call
                  Agahowa
                  David Graham
                  Chris Lightfoot, never got this one, what happened there?
                  David Unsworth – but scored the pen at Sheff United so debateable whether pointless
                  Stephen Caldwell
                  Jorg Smeets
                  Guiessepe Paladino
                  Jaimie Barnwell Edinboro
                  Wayne Biggins
                  Per Frandsen though he did get crocked
                  Leigh Step Over Jenkinson
                  Olivier Krapo
                  Gino Padula
                  Ray Woods 2nd time round

                  #126782
                  filmossfilmoss
                  Player
                    Richard bouazan ?? Dutch winger. That’s probably spelt wrong.
                    he springs to mind when thinking of our pointless PL signings.

                    If we are going for crap half of bruces signings would be in there.

                    He was a decent player for the reserves and scored some belters !

                    Quick edit- His name was Rachid by the way, not Richard !

                    #126783
                    Tez HTerry Hill
                    Player

                      ps at least Geoff Horsfield knew where the net was

                      If I could put Grant Holt in twice I would

                      Did he start for Villa Saturday? How did he look, trim or lardy?

                      #126785
                      Guiessepe Paladino

                      That has to go down as a classic Latics signing
                      Brought in solely as an emergency player & to play in Latics cup game at Coventry after Phil Hughes broke his finger & whoever the back up keeper was (Adkins I assume) was also injured.
                      Someone at Latics hadn’t done their homework though & he was cup tied having played for St Helens Town in a qualifying round. Hence Latics had to go begging round the league to find a keeper that a club didn’t mind having (or wasn’t already) cup tied & wound up with Tony Pennock from Stockport

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