Driving home from Orrell through Pem earlier and my car is a right mess. Just past the Vital Pub there were idiots throwing themselves under the car (blood everywhere) then further on just under the Wiganer.net Arms load of kids throwing themselves off buildings right onto my bleedin roof.
It looks like World War Z out there – anybody any idea what all the commotion is about?
I was going to offer my car, as a lift, to any player who didn’t want to play for us anymore or felt they were above the club but I will have to pass on that now. However, if any of you know of anyone wanting to go to Scotland then I will happily supply the coach fare.