The Spurs Game, Rooney and the MJ Statue

Talking about MJ wasn’t it the tics game when he made an appearance? Don’t know why the Fulham fans are complaining, I’m sure their statue was cheaper than the £50m Chelsea paid for theirs.

Well done. There’s only my mum who’s not posted that all over Facebook over the last few days.

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Talking of kids, I was playing ‘I Spy’ with my four year old son a few days ago and he was using his binoculars to look out of his bedroom window. (This isn’t a joke incidentally)

He hung his binoculars round his neck and said ‘I spy with my little eye, something beginning with B’

I went through everything – barbecue, bicycle, bushes, bin…’I give up, what is it?’

‘Beaver’

I nearly strangled the poor little sod in my hurry to drag the binoculars off him and have a look.

Turns out it was the neighbour’s dog – a beagle. I was very very disappointed.

Maybe I’m a bit obvious, but my first guess woud have been binoculars.

On a related topic, I was playing “famous person guess who” with my 6-year old in the car the other day. I asked was it a man tomorrow down the field a bit and was told yes, but was therefore never going to get the answer Elizabeth Fry.

“Who’s she, I’ve never heard of her?”, I asked. “Don’t know, I’ve never heard of her either – I just saw it written on a van that we passed a few minutes ago”.

“Right. You know Elizabeth’s a woman’s name, don’t you?”

“Er, Yeah!”, with indignant pout.

We won’t be playing again.