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Indeed Griff , but would you ever think about demanding a refund?
Absolutely not. I am a Wigan fan and am therefore conditioned to disappointment. I get nervous when things are going well.
Now I’ve been going to the cinema for ……ohh! well over 70 years now (I knew it when it was the ‘talkies’ – you know). I’ve seen them all – actors have come and gone (it were only one and a tanner back then you know) and I’ve watched some greats (I’ve see Ben Hur so often I could star in it) – always fancied myself as a bit of a ‘Roger Ebert’ so I was chuffed to monkeys when Mrs Micky suggested we go t’pictures and see a new one……..so off we traipsed. Sarnies for t’interval, scarves an’ all (it was cold in town the other night). Got our tickets for ‘The A Team’ – oh how I used to love the high jinks of these fella’s in their 80’s series – and settled down for a nights entertainment.
Well I was blown away, what an affront to the film industry, what complete and utter gash – I’ve never seen such cr@p in such a short period of time and I was determined to get justice; and in a divine moment, as we were leaving, I saw him…….the cinema manager.
“Oi!….you! What the hell was that gash? You ought to be ashamed of yourself showing that sh !t to the paying public…..I’ve never been so insulted in all my life”
“I’m sorry sir…..but what exactly is the problem?”
“It’s that pile of cack I’ve just been unfortunate to witness – I’ll never get my sanity back. Mrs Micky will need to see her ‘doctor’ again – what on earth were you thinking by showing that – I want my money back”
“You paid a fiver and got in “two for one” – it’s Orange Wednesday – what did you expect Dino de Laurentis? Now F£ck Off you miserable old gits”Mrs Micky is taking me to see ‘The Expendables’ next week………it’s got to be better than the last one. I’d forgotten how much I really used to like going………. seeing the bad films as well as the Oscar winners, might buy some popcorn – make a night of it.
Now I’ve been going to the cinema for ……ohh! well over 70 years now (I knew it when it was the ‘talkies’ – you know). I’ve seen them all – actors have come and gone (it were only one and a tanner back then you know) and I’ve watched some greats (I’ve see Ben Hur so often I could star in it) – always fancied myself as a bit of a ‘Roger Ebert’ so I was chuffed to monkeys when Mrs Micky suggested we go t’pictures and see a new one……..so off we traipsed. Sarnies for t’interval, scarves an’ all (it was cold in town the other night). Got our tickets for ‘The A Team’ – oh how I used to love the high jinks of these fella’s in their 80’s series – and settled down for a nights entertainment.Well I was blown away, what an affront to the film industry, what complete and utter gash – I’ve never seen such cr@p in such a short period of time and I was determined to get justice; and in a divine moment, as we were leaving, I saw him…….the cinema manager.
“Oi!….you! What the hell was that gash? You ought to be ashamed of yourself showing that sh !t to the paying public…..I’ve never been so insulted in all my life”
“I’m sorry sir…..but what exactly is the problem?”
“It’s that pile of cack I’ve just been unfortunate to witness – I’ll never get my sanity back. Mrs Micky will need to see her ‘doctor’ again – what on earth were you thinking by showing that – I want my money back”
“You paid a fiver and got in “two for one” – it’s Orange Wednesday – what did you expect Dino de Laurentis? Now F£ck Off you miserable old gits”Mrs Micky is taking me to see ‘The Expendables’ next week………it’s got to be better than the last one. I’d forgotten how much I really used to like going………. seeing the bad films as well as the Oscar winners, might buy some popcorn – make a night of it.
Think of the A Team being the Blackpool game and so the Expendables will be the Chelsea game !!
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