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    Admin, any chance of a separate, dedicated board for the summer for all the children to post their inane transfer cr@p? Clearly they can’t grasp the concept of the sticky Transfer thread and consequently post a brand new thread every time a Spanish player’s name appears in the paper or a relegated player goes on holiday, or a Sky News reporter bothers his @rse to type something up.

    And talking of players the CL Brains Trust thinks we shoud sign…

    Simon Davies – why on earth would he come to Wigan?
    Bernard Mendy – when did he suddenly become the new Gary Neville?
    Charlie Adam – hot prospect – allegedly – from the Championship; ditto Simon Davies

    I could go on, but I have some pins to stick in my eyes.

    Still, it (just) makes a change from mind-numbingly dull threads about how many blue stripes the new kit will have.

    anyway, it’s enough for me, I’m going to do a Dave/Vat69 – I’m off until August.

    ;)

    #33867
    tea bag headTea Bag Head
    Player

      Griff – I had noticed that you seemed to be going a little ‘unstable’ lately and your posts were becoming Vat esq!!

      Dave has an excuse like any genius, take Spike Milligan for example they have to go ‘away’ for a period of time to recouperate!!

      so where are you off to?

      #33873
      Griff – I had noticed that you seemed to be going a little ‘unstable’ lately and your posts were becoming Vat esq!!

      Dave has an excuse like any genius, take Spike Milligan for example they have to go ‘away’ for a period of time to recouperate!!

      so where are you off to?

      Nowhere, really. All this transfer rubbish just does my swede in. Might do a full day’s work instead.

      Present company excluded, obviously, but it gets a bit tedious over the summer. There are some whopping comments flying around at the moment.

      “N’zogbia probably thinks he’s worth more than £8m” What does it matter what he thinks, for Christ’s sake.

      “We should spend some of the money we get in rather than just keep it”. Keep it?? Do these people think we are playing Championship Manager? Has SW’s preaching all been in vain this season.

      “After all we’re not a wealthy [eye-brows raised, heavily laced with sarcasm] club”. Correct, we’re not, so what’s that dig all about?

      It’s like Playground Central all of a sudden. And it will be the same all the way to the big kick-off. Where’s Loudmouth for a good old spaniard-bashing session when you need him?

      #33875

      Griff, I fear that I have in the most part, cast on stony ground.

      I have been, and will continue to lurk in the shadows until the start of the season or until such a whopper is put on the line that I can’t resist a little nibble.

      I’ll comment on signings when I see them wearing a Wigan shirt, and when the course of the whole season is mapped out in a friendly against St Mirren/Leigh Phoenix/Rose Bridge.

      I might even compose a few football songs that don’t start off with Do-Do-Do, and therefore will never be sung.

      From time to time, I may hide my laptop just to resist the temptation.

      As the school holiday are drawing closer and closer, you just know it’s going to get a whole lot worse on here…

      #33885

      I have been, and will continue to lurk in the shadows until the start of the season or until such a whopper is put on the line that I can’t resist a little nibble.

      My desk has nail marks where I have desperately tried to resist replying to some of the more whopperish posts. It’s coming to something when JamesC is the relative voice of reason and commonsense

      As the school holiday are drawing closer and closer, you just know it’s going to get a whole lot worse on here…

      It’s the same every summer. I should take myself off to the South of France for 2 months like Sir Alex Ferguson does.

      #33889
      jamescJamesC
      Player

        Griff. You spelt ‘board’ wrong in your thread title…You have put ‘bored’ :D

        #33890

        its only managerial speculation i am interested in griff-and for now whelan is giving the tosser in charge the benefit of the doubt.

        i hope i have helped a little in easing your close season depression

        #33891
        Anonymous

          Griff i agree with you, these arseholes are doing my tits in

          #33893
          jamescJamesC
          Player
            Griff i agree with you, these arseholes are doing my carumbas in

            Chill ya beans…Work at 10 sharp today? :?

            #33894
            Anonymous

              started at 9 internet been down all morning so we couldnt import any new leads so been ringing wan kers all morning fk me bad times

              #33896
              jamescJamesC
              Player
                started at 9 internet been down all morning so we couldnt import any new leads so been ringing wan kers all morning fk me bad times

                Never mind it’s gone over your head! :roll:

                #33897
                blueviewpaul brown
                Player

                  I like the speculation at first, then as we near the start of the season and nobody interesting has been signed, aswell as normally losing a few of our better players, that’s when I get fed up with it all.
                  Does your low boredom threshold and eagerness to get things done ever frustrate Mrs.Griff ?

                  #33903

                  its only managerial speculation i am interested in griff-and for now whelan is giving the tosser in charge the benefit of the doubt.

                  i hope i have helped a little in easing your close season depression

                  Oh, I’m far from depressed. Looking forward to a lurking break and coming back all refreshed.

                  I do fear, though, that you are in for a disappointment if you expect a managerial change. That said, on the basis that you have now raised the subject, expect a barrage of “I think we should go for Rafa Benitez with Brenda Spencer as his assistant” type posts before the day is out

                  #33904
                  Does your low boredom threshold and eagerness to get things done ever frustrate Mrs.Griff ?

                  Is that what she told you? I don’t know, she’s never there 8-)

                  #33905
                  blueviewpaul brown
                  Player

                    Does your low boredom threshold and eagerness to get things done ever frustrate Mrs.Griff ?

                    Is that what she told you? I don’t know, she’s never there 8-) [/quote]

                    I don’t know her, just rumours ;)

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