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    A Torres Grand Vintage Rioja or an Asda bootswilling merlot this Saturday At 17:00Pm ? I hope it’s a Torres and that I don’t spill too much on the M62 on the way back :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    #185769
    EdwardsEdwards
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      Maybe a Jammy Roo? How does that rate within the extensive Lostock Cellars?

      Can you self isolate down in those plush cellars?

      #185775
      A Torres Grand Vintage Rioja or an Asda bootswilling merlot this Saturday At 17:00Pm ? I hope it’s a Torres and that I don’t spill too much on the M62 on the way back :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

      Drink what you want now Ali it doesn’t matter any more lol

      #185790
      horchorc
      Manager
        Maybe a Jammy Roo? How does that rate within the extensive Lostock Cellars?

        Can you self isolate down in those plush cellars?

        You could get lost down LHL’s wine cellar.

        Here’s a few pictures of it. Don’t be mis-lead, it is not in Moldova, it’s in Lostock Hall down some steps under his stairs.

        https://www.google.com/search?q=biggest+wine+cellar+in+europe&sxsrf=ALeKk00FssKBJh45EA11V5dE71OB8Gigxw:1584127515976&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=YpgbycfpmIsnMM%253A%252CRWdpxSnR9ALwcM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kQyFoArzrx5YqlbHwotwrbGAX5-cQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiplPnulpjoAhXRUhUIHRNxB7wQ_h0wAXoECAgQBg&cshid=1584127558970449#imgrc=rxq1Uy7kQd50cM

        #185792
        EdwardsEdwards
        Player

          I knew it! We could all fit down there. I’m moving in Monday Lostock I won’t be any trouble, just don’t tell the other half where I am!

          #185793
          horchorc
          Manager
            I knew it! We could all fit down there. I’m moving in Monday Lostock I won’t be any trouble, just don’t tell the other half where I am!

            You could get lost down there Edwards, it stretches for miles, she’d never find you down there.

            #185796
            EdwardsEdwards
            Player

              I knew it! We could all fit down there. I’m moving in Monday Lostock I won’t be any trouble, just don’t tell the other half where I am!

              You could get lost down there Edwards, it stretches for miles, she’d never find you down there.[/quote]

              (I’m just packing my best corkscrew and going to sneak in, please don’t tell Ali!)

              #185797
              dnrdnr
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                Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings, we’ll have to wait and see
                For those of a certain age…..

                #185804
                Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings, we’ll have to wait and see
                For those of a certain age…..

                Hope its chips, its chips, we hope its chips, its chips!!

                #185805
                dnrdnr
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                  #185806
                  horchorc
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                    Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings, we’ll have to wait and see
                    For those of a certain age…..

                    Hope its chips, its chips, we hope its chips, its chips!![/quote]

                    They would be posh chips if LHL served them up in his cellar, and they would be washed down with a fine glass of Chateau Margaux 1797.

                    #185810

                    MMMmmm, just down in the cellar, self medicating with a bottle of Chase Potato Vodka; seems to be doing the trick :silly: :silly: :silly:

                    #185817
                    horchorc
                    Manager
                      MMMmmm, just down in the cellar, self medicating with a bottle of Chase Potato Vodka; seems to be doing the trick :silly: :silly: :silly:

                      Has Edwards turned up yet??

                      #185819
                      EdwardsEdwards
                      Player

                        MMMmmm, just down in the cellar, self medicating with a bottle of Chase Potato Vodka; seems to be doing the trick :silly: :silly: :silly:

                        Has Edwards turned up yet??[/quote]

                        After crossing the moat and crawling under the razor wire I got caught by Lostock’s hounds and sent back by his security guards.

                        I’m plotting another way in tho

                        #185822
                        EdwardsEdwards
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                          There’s a rumour that Lord Lostock is hording all the toilet rolls, dried pasta and handwash in his cellar.

                          He’s buying off the dark web and having it flown in by his private helicopters

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