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13 March 2020 at 1:13 am #185767
A Torres Grand Vintage Rioja or an Asda bootswilling merlot this Saturday At 17:00Pm ? I hope it’s a Torres and that I don’t spill too much on the M62 on the way back :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
13 March 2020 at 12:59 pm #185769Maybe a Jammy Roo? How does that rate within the extensive Lostock Cellars?
Can you self isolate down in those plush cellars?
13 March 2020 at 5:11 pm #185775A Torres Grand Vintage Rioja or an Asda bootswilling merlot this Saturday At 17:00Pm ? I hope it’s a Torres and that I don’t spill too much on the M62 on the way back :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:Drink what you want now Ali it doesn’t matter any more lol
13 March 2020 at 11:29 pm #185790Maybe a Jammy Roo? How does that rate within the extensive Lostock Cellars?Can you self isolate down in those plush cellars?
You could get lost down LHL’s wine cellar.
Here’s a few pictures of it. Don’t be mis-lead, it is not in Moldova, it’s in Lostock Hall down some steps under his stairs.
14 March 2020 at 12:17 am #185792I knew it! We could all fit down there. I’m moving in Monday Lostock I won’t be any trouble, just don’t tell the other half where I am!
14 March 2020 at 12:42 am #185793I knew it! We could all fit down there. I’m moving in Monday Lostock I won’t be any trouble, just don’t tell the other half where I am!You could get lost down there Edwards, it stretches for miles, she’d never find you down there.
14 March 2020 at 2:21 am #185796I knew it! We could all fit down there. I’m moving in Monday Lostock I won’t be any trouble, just don’t tell the other half where I am!
You could get lost down there Edwards, it stretches for miles, she’d never find you down there.[/quote]
(I’m just packing my best corkscrew and going to sneak in, please don’t tell Ali!)
14 March 2020 at 2:42 am #185797Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings, we’ll have to wait and see
For those of a certain age…..15 March 2020 at 12:31 am #185804Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings, we’ll have to wait and see
For those of a certain age…..Hope its chips, its chips, we hope its chips, its chips!!
15 March 2020 at 12:51 am #18580515 March 2020 at 1:34 am #185806Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings, we’ll have to wait and see
For those of a certain age…..Hope its chips, its chips, we hope its chips, its chips!![/quote]
They would be posh chips if LHL served them up in his cellar, and they would be washed down with a fine glass of Chateau Margaux 1797.
16 March 2020 at 12:17 am #185810MMMmmm, just down in the cellar, self medicating with a bottle of Chase Potato Vodka; seems to be doing the trick :silly: :silly: :silly:
16 March 2020 at 2:20 am #185817MMMmmm, just down in the cellar, self medicating with a bottle of Chase Potato Vodka; seems to be doing the trick :silly: :silly: :silly:Has Edwards turned up yet??
16 March 2020 at 2:54 am #185819MMMmmm, just down in the cellar, self medicating with a bottle of Chase Potato Vodka; seems to be doing the trick :silly: :silly: :silly:
Has Edwards turned up yet??[/quote]
After crossing the moat and crawling under the razor wire I got caught by Lostock’s hounds and sent back by his security guards.
I’m plotting another way in tho
16 March 2020 at 3:18 am #185822There’s a rumour that Lord Lostock is hording all the toilet rolls, dried pasta and handwash in his cellar.
He’s buying off the dark web and having it flown in by his private helicopters
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