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    LostockHallLaticLostockHallLatic
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    A Torres Grand Vintage Rioja or an Asda bootswilling merlot this Saturday At 17:00Pm ? I hope it’s a Torres and that I don’t spill too much on the M62 on the way back :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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    Maybe a Jammy Roo? How does that rate within the extensive Lostock Cellars?

    Can you self isolate down in those plush cellars?

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    A Torres Grand Vintage Rioja or an Asda bootswilling merlot this Saturday At 17:00Pm ? I hope it’s a Torres and that I don’t spill too much on the M62 on the way back :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    Drink what you want now Ali it doesn’t matter any more lol

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    Maybe a Jammy Roo? How does that rate within the extensive Lostock Cellars?

    Can you self isolate down in those plush cellars?

    You could get lost down LHL’s wine cellar.

    Here’s a few pictures of it. Don’t be mis-lead, it is not in Moldova, it’s in Lostock Hall down some steps under his stairs.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=biggest+wine+cellar+in+europe&sxsrf=ALeKk00FssKBJh45EA11V5dE71OB8Gigxw:1584127515976&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=YpgbycfpmIsnMM%253A%252CRWdpxSnR9ALwcM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kQyFoArzrx5YqlbHwotwrbGAX5-cQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiplPnulpjoAhXRUhUIHRNxB7wQ_h0wAXoECAgQBg&cshid=1584127558970449#imgrc=rxq1Uy7kQd50cM

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    I knew it! We could all fit down there. I’m moving in Monday Lostock I won’t be any trouble, just don’t tell the other half where I am!

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    I knew it! We could all fit down there. I’m moving in Monday Lostock I won’t be any trouble, just don’t tell the other half where I am!

    You could get lost down there Edwards, it stretches for miles, she’d never find you down there.

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    I knew it! We could all fit down there. I’m moving in Monday Lostock I won’t be any trouble, just don’t tell the other half where I am!

    You could get lost down there Edwards, it stretches for miles, she’d never find you down there.[/quote]

    (I’m just packing my best corkscrew and going to sneak in, please don’t tell Ali!)

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    Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings, we’ll have to wait and see
    For those of a certain age…..

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    Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings, we’ll have to wait and see
    For those of a certain age…..

    Hope its chips, its chips, we hope its chips, its chips!!

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    Will it be mushrooms, fried onion rings, we’ll have to wait and see
    For those of a certain age…..

    Hope its chips, its chips, we hope its chips, its chips!![/quote]

    They would be posh chips if LHL served them up in his cellar, and they would be washed down with a fine glass of Chateau Margaux 1797.

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    MMMmmm, just down in the cellar, self medicating with a bottle of Chase Potato Vodka; seems to be doing the trick :silly: :silly: :silly:

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    MMMmmm, just down in the cellar, self medicating with a bottle of Chase Potato Vodka; seems to be doing the trick :silly: :silly: :silly:

    Has Edwards turned up yet??

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    MMMmmm, just down in the cellar, self medicating with a bottle of Chase Potato Vodka; seems to be doing the trick :silly: :silly: :silly:

    Has Edwards turned up yet??[/quote]

    After crossing the moat and crawling under the razor wire I got caught by Lostock’s hounds and sent back by his security guards.

    I’m plotting another way in tho

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    There’s a rumour that Lord Lostock is hording all the toilet rolls, dried pasta and handwash in his cellar.

    He’s buying off the dark web and having it flown in by his private helicopters

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