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There’s a rumour that Lord Lostock is hording all the toilet rolls, dried pasta and handwash in his cellar.
He’s buying off the dark web and having it flown in by his private helicopters
Nah he ain’t ed I’ve had 52 pallets of the stuff behind me today.
There’s a rumour that Lord Lostock is hording all the toilet rolls, dried pasta and handwash in his cellar.
He’s buying off the dark web and having it flown in by his private helicopters
Nah he ain’t ed I’ve had 52 pallets of the stuff behind me today.[/quote]
Just be careful he ain’t tracking you nuns, toilet rolls can be mucky business.
Stock of Rioja now running low, but don’t worry because I’ll have to crack open the single malt !
P.S Respect to all the NHS and essential services !!!!!!!!
I have resorted to clearing out the kitchen cupboards lostock and came across two bottles of malt, sadly they were malt vinegar, which is just as well as my window cleaner ran out and apparently vinegar is perfect for the job.
I have resorted to clearing out the kitchen cupboards lostock and came across two bottles of malt, sadly they were malt vinegar, which is just as well as my window cleaner ran out and apparently vinegar is perfect for the job.What a way to end the season ing
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