A few years ago I was defending a client in court. The Claimant was a Malaysian gent who whent by the name of ‘John’ Fookyewto. He didnt turn up so it was just me and the Judge who obviouslt hadnt read the papers. He had a few goes at reading the name out to himself and i could see his lips moving even from where i was sitting
“just how do you pronounce the claimant’s name Mr Latic”
“unfortunately sir, i think it is pronounced as ‘fook you too'”
“should we call him john?”
oh how we chuckled