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Because its the closest game to my birthday you can all guess what year. I’m giving you a hint 13025.
You may well be asking why I’m not there so close to the big day …… I tried it once, v Sunderland and I seem to remember it was an idea not worth trying again!! Since then there hasn’t been a cross word between us!!
Horc, theres a typo with my guess. Don’t want someone else to nab it and have to call in var!HORC, I’m sure that on Monday there will be a typo in my guess and I will be bringing in VAR, the fourth offcicial and Sepp Blatter
It is amazing what comes up on a football forum innit!!??
Contributions from poet laureates, new formations involving 17 players on the pitch and still we can’t score even with the whole first team squad lined up at kick off and its still football related. Even a bit of scanning is going on.
And now we go from
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worse.Horc, how about starting a guess the score comp!? v Birmingham, I’m saying we’ll win 3 – 4, us scoring the winner in the 93rd minute
A Wigan Haiku …. 2 lines each verse
ah hah
we like VAROh shite
we mighthave hit the wood
and it wouldhave been a goal
It’s a penalty
A goal, we’ll seeit’s gone IN
It’s looking like a winIt’s seems
it’s all a dreamwe’ve arrived at the 93rd
oh TURDNo fgf
OH EFFFFFNo trains. Jam packed roads. Off to Granny’s for christmas. Too much christmas pud so today I’m predicting
12019 …… subtle eh … got both the month and year of the last game of the season, whats more ….
today bottom beat 8th so I reckon I’m in with a good chance and like Wigan I’m going to climb the table.
BTW folks too all my good Wigan football friends …. have a great last few days of 2019, stay safe and have a fun, healthy and peaceful 2020. Thanks to you all for adding to my fun of 2019, an otherwise slightly turbulent year.
Happy new year everyone!
How about a silent protest; absolutely no clapping, booing, cheering, just absolute deafening silence !OI!! I did that v Swansea, my idea. But it wasn’t a protest. Reached £450 at Luton. Thanks Ali. It’s a good wheeze, people around you will love it.
I will protest, but I will go to my seat before kick off – I’d hate to miss a goal.
For all the new players coming into the competition now that the non league players have played and left, let me give you a bit of advice.
Don’t bother with the superstitions, adding the date together and multiplying by the number of players, advanced applied maths, pythagoriis theorem or should that be piethagorusses, or even applying what ever you learnt at school to help you. It wont work. It’s all rubbish. Cockney Latic heirarchy will conspire against you!!
But join in, it’s a buzz ….. when you are within 7000 of the actual number you get a warmer glow than you do if Wigan score and that warm fuzzy comes more often!
I know we are shit and our Manager has lost the plot, but please don’t pass on your apathy and annoyance on this competition.Its the only bit of light relief we have from this disatrous season we are having.
We only had 15 posters for Match Ten against Reading.
So forget the football, we know that’s shite brush everything else aside and concentrate on this competition instead and lets get the figures up again.
Come on, you know its more fun than the matches so have a bloody go, its hardly taxing.
Any new players can join anytime, you only need a third place to be out of the relegation zone (eleventh from bottom) and you would soar over Nuneatonlatic and GoalsGalore who are the San Marino and Finland of the competition on NIL POINTS.
Match Eleven West Bromwich Albion Wednesday 11th December.
3 Predictions so far –
garswood_latic – 9745
Nuneatonlatic – 9650
GoalsGalore – 8696It’s a badge of honour to be in the bottom 3 whilst appearing to put loadsa effort in! I don’t want a point! Humph. BUT you wait, in true Wigan style, with three games to go I’ll be in the play offs.