As a certain Mr Orrell used to say (actually probably still does) “you can call me incompetent; you can call me too slow to keep up with play; you can say that I’m blind. You may well be correct. But call me a cheat and you’ll be sent off straightaway.”
Dave Orrell refereed my last appearance in the Wigan Amateur League.
As I stooped, hands on knees, puffing and panting and gasping for breath, he ran past me and said “Come on Griff, only 85 minutes to go”.
That’s when I realised it was going to be my last appearance in the Wigan Amateur League.