john arkwright

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  • in reply to: Cameras at DW #68344

    interest globally

    you sure mate?

    the barbel are feeding on the Ribble BTW.

    in reply to: Owen Hargreaves? #68343

    Not seen it but I had a PB river carp on thursday. a 22lb 4oz mirror. :D

    in reply to: Colwyn Bay #68215

    tickets!!!

    It’s Colwyn Bay not fekin Tampa Bay. ;)

    in reply to: Colwyn Bay #67948

    Aye, but tha never warned me that I would be kipping all night on fekin deckchair with you snoring like a warthog next to me. :mrgreen:

    in reply to: Colwyn Bay #67930

    Do you still sup water from flower vases?

    Only when I get a sh it curry and turn out with blokes wearing specs. who won’t get the ale in. :lol:

    in reply to: Colwyn Bay #67822

    Is there a reduction in price for pensioners on the coach. and can we take ale.?
    Which videos will you be showing and where are we stopping ont way there and ont way back?
    Is there a bog on and can we sing?

    in reply to: Away games of old. #67820

    Correct, on that trip Jonny Mentalhead jumped out at the traffic lights in the middle of Hanley and had a p iss against a lamp post. :lol:

    The Forresters Arms, Naseby, Jelly Vodkas and free chips. :D

    in reply to: Woodgate ? #67818

    Alcaraz and Caldwell were outstanding at Stoke when Woodgate was sat injured in the stands.
    Wouldn’t touch him with a barge pole.
    Had a big bag of dace and grayling from the Welsh Dee yesterday, the 16th.

    in reply to: Away games of old. #67817

    .I think me and Carl H were supposed to be running that coach for Arky that day.

    Aye fekin supposed to be, ha fckin ha.

    That day there were two coaches, one was a double decker with all the fekin riff raff on up to all sorts!!
    Anyway, I gets a call from the local Bermondsy OB asking which coach I am on. I ask why. He says because there is a bloke sat on the roof of the double decker a mile from the ground giving the locals some abuse, and he is supping a bottle of vodka.!!!

    Our Danny had only climbed on the roof of the bus through the fekin sunroof. God bless him.

    PS at least the sunroof stayed on, not like the one that blew off at Knutsford one freezing wednesday night on the way to West Ham. Now that WAS a cold journey.
    Happy days indeed.
    Maybe I should write a book.

    PPS Mr. Bolton, I beleive you are getting a new dog and naming it Scottie.If I’m being a nosy parker I apologise. LOL.

    in reply to: sack him #67677

    more cr ap.
    oh dear

    in reply to: N’zogbia medical at…….. Sunderland! #67676

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    in reply to: Mark Hughes second choice to Bobby #67356

    Strange how everyone is now reffering to our manager as Bobby and also are wanting him to stay. A few weeks ago he was martinez(or worse)and people were telling him to feck off(or worse).
    I am off to Birkacre tomorrow.
    Tench and bream on the agenda.

    in reply to: Britain’s Got Talent #67316

    So you reckon everyone who watches this crap are on benefits then?
    Your post was going well until you spolied it with your usual characteristic drivel.

    Role on the 16th.

    in reply to: Bent is cack #67315

    His name is Lord Flashheart. He’s the flashiest flash cant in Wigan. “Woof.”

    I know him well, “let’s do-oo-ooooooooo it.”

    in reply to: Bent is cack #67313
    rather kick them fishing rods into cut when they take all the tow path up when im trying to get past

    What you are talking about are not rods, and I would strongly advise you not to kick any in…………………

    on second thoughts, yes, go and kick some in next time they are in your way, the anglers won’t mind at all.

    PS had a few nice tench from a local flash tonight, all on pellet.

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