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no matter where i go i always get a stalker
Stalker ? Don`t flatter yourself. You can hardly string 3 words together hence the reason you are in the X1. I`ve mentioned you once so can you explain how that is stalking ? You have replied to me once and i left it at that. You haven`t been mentioned again so can you clear things up please
I think some of them just view the posts and wish they were as intelligent as the new posters. Anyone remember the parrot incident?
;)You are an old name from the past. One of the very early posters. I recall the parrot incident. I`m sure the newer posters wouldn`t be intelligent enough or even daft enough to pull of such a stunt. ;)
I agree with most of that ” MOST ” I hasten to add !!OK fil i will allow you to use maskin tape instead of bandages for tie ups
Solid central defence I see ! Do I get the captains arm band ?I want a team of captains fil. I want you all to be big men with puffed out chests, wearing your heart on your sleeve and using newspapers for shinpads (not shinguards as they are called today). I want bandages for tie ups and i want you all to snarl, swear and spit on your way out the tunnel. I want intimidation of the highest order, good football on the pitch, 2 footed tackles, the occasional stray elbow, the pulling of opponents shirts, surround the referee whenever a decision doesn`t go your way and i`d like you to jump in the crowd and plant a sickening punch on any fans jaw who dares to give you grief. When the game is over i want you all to jump in the communal bath with a can of Skol in your hand,a cig in your mouth, and to sing jovial songs. A customary wank of the player sitting to your right but done in a manly hetro fashion. That`s how to make a team of winners !
Hey! DICKnot even a mention of ‘Ozzie’ in the worst ever XI.
Maybe you are saving him for the “youth” team…..eh?
Just a thought like…….
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Well spotted Michael. Very observant. My next line up will be School Teachers Past And Present From the Poulton Le Fylde Area Still Obsessed With Ozzie After All These Years.
I`ve got the keeper sorted, any chance you can help me with the other 10 ?
Purely tactical John to play you right back. I want you cutting inside so you are on your stronger foot so you can unleash piledriver shots. I didn`t put Orrell Blonde in because whoever it was wasn`t either a bad or an outstanding poster so they made neither of my line ups. The centre forward thing is because i took it that strikers were goalscorers but whenever anyone mentioned Heskeys woeful goal tally when he was at Wigan they would get shot down with all kinds of excuses namely that he was a forward so centre forward it is. I like how you call people son. That`s brilliant. Is that your own phrase ? How long have you been using that ? It`s very catchy. Huh huh catchy get it ? Fishing, catchy
3 Questions to Brenda Spencer
1 How did you feel at the press conference where you had no manager to unveil ?
2 How did you feel the second time it happened ?
3 How did you manage to keep quite about Mary Berry ?
Does Caddy still go to games?Not sure about that but he is a good laugh
My substitutes would be
DavefromSkem
Danny T
martinH
loudmouthblue
Meatandpraterpie
Dr Sprout
Nurse SproutCaddysoldman
Hugh SelleckhuntStrange choices…..are these something to do with a previous alias?
Nothing to do with other aliases. They were just poor in my opinion. And sorry to bickymon for spelling his name wrong. Another one i got wrong was TealesSilverBoots not left boot. But it`s only a bit of fun and not to be taken seriously
I think i have been loaned out to estudientes, (even though i’m the record signing) ;)No it`s just that you are a very very poor poster and would struggle to get in any line up on any messageboard on the internet
Girlie, now there’s a blast from the past. Not even seen her posting on FB for yonks, never mind on hereGirlie was a great poster. Remember her not half fighting her corner over the foxhunting ban. Can`t remember who she was arguing with but it was great viewing.
But Dick isnt your list a bit Sports Personality Of The Year? you know no women.You could have avoided the P C brigade and anti-sexist lobby by including at least one female,Penelope Pitstop maybe. ;) ;) ;)Good point well made Nun. I shall put PP and Girlie on the subs bench.
Caddy was puddled,newpremboy was a grade one dickhead,les Bagg was oreet,the rest were `fly-by-knights`Take off the roise coloured specs,there was knobheads then and there are knobheads now.
Another one gutted he didn`t make the line up i see. I will keep my roise tinted specs on if you don`t mind. It makess seeing how upset you are all the much clearer
Do your own line up if you like.It`s an open debate
Thanks for you carefully thought out reply Haker.It`s very god and i have taken your points on board. However i don`t want to upset anymore of the posters on here by allowing you into the starting X1. There are already a couple of posters who have had their nose put out of joint by it as you have probably seen so for that reason i am going to stick with my X1 and not upset the applecart anymore.
You can however do your own team as it`s not a closed debate. The more views on the subject the better i say.
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