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  • 22 January 2010 at 7:01 pm in reply to: SKY SPORTS STIRRING #19231
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      ‘$ky’

      Very subtle Micky…

      22 January 2010 at 5:49 pm in reply to: Aw diddums #19218
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        I had a couple of possible responses to that, but morality has prevented me from actually typing them out. I think I need a shower.

        22 January 2010 at 5:45 pm in reply to: Transfer Window. #19216
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          Apologies, but I must point out that you started it!

          22 January 2010 at 5:40 pm in reply to: Transfer Window. #19213
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            That’s okay as long as the players don’t take un-bridge and pick-it.

            22 January 2010 at 5:36 pm in reply to: Aw diddums #19211
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              Yes, he’s a bare faced coont. Now that would be something to behold.

              Aren’t they all bare? Or am I dipping my fingers into too young a market? :shock: [/quote]

              Possibly, but I’d give you a thumbs up.

              All the best
              Len Fairclough

              22 January 2010 at 5:33 pm in reply to: Transfer Window. #19209
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                Synopsis: Aduriz signing at weekend. Boyd won’t be coming. Melchiot and Scharner having late fitness tests (how do you do a fitness test on a nose?). New goalkeeper making his debut. No we won’t be selling in January.

                22 January 2010 at 5:28 pm in reply to: Aw diddums #19205
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                  Yes, he’s a bare faced coont. Now that would be something to behold.

                  22 January 2010 at 4:22 pm in reply to: James_C #19190
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                    ….and as another episode of Cockney Latic’s answer to QI comes to a close, let’s look forward to next week for more high-brow banter when our special guests are Ian Hislop, Lord Archer, and Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown.

                    22 January 2010 at 2:41 pm in reply to: Scotland to Barnsley???? #19174
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                      With your twin brother !

                      No, that’s me as well. I have a split personaility.

                      22 January 2010 at 2:27 pm in reply to: Scotland to Barnsley???? #19164
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                        No trains needed. Quite easily, I would walk ten thousand miles.

                        22 January 2010 at 2:15 pm in reply to: Scotland to Barnsley???? #19154
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                          What if it is Barnsley in New South Wales Australia !!! Thats gotta be more than 300 miles aint it !! I bet its 2 trains !

                          I bet that’s closer to ten thousand miles.

                          22 January 2010 at 3:45 am in reply to: Scotland to Barnsley???? #19098
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                            Doesn’t state ‘mainland’ What about the Shetlands?

                            22 January 2010 at 3:30 am in reply to: New Songs #19096
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                              past your bed time standish i think.

                              What’s your problem?[/quote]

                              He has developed a little problem with me for some reason. I think I made a sarcastic remark at one of his posts once, and there we go. Either that, or he is the alter-ego of another poster.

                              In reality, it probably is past my bedtime, but I’ve been on one of my rare nights out, and I’ve got a couple of days annual leave, so I’ve decided to push the boat out a bit.

                              21 January 2010 at 8:51 pm in reply to: New Songs #19062
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                                I hope you’re taking a pitch pipe Griff. Otherwise, it will just ruin it if it’s in the wrong key.

                                21 January 2010 at 4:49 pm in reply to: New Songs #19037
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                                  It doesn’t help that the two lads trying to sing it have voices like a cinder trapped under a door.

                                  O flower of Scotland
                                  When will we see
                                  Your like again
                                  That fought and died for
                                  Your wee bit hill and glen
                                  And stood against him
                                  Proud Edward’s army
                                  And sent him homeward
                                  Tae think again

                                  What sort of a song is that? It doesn’t even rhyme.

                                  Oh Jason Scotland
                                  When will we see
                                  You score a goal?
                                  You hit the post again
                                  Aim your banjo at a cow’s @rse
                                  You’re there for flick ons
                                  To hold up the ball
                                  And put Hugo through
                                  Tae score again

                                  Can’t see this one catching on, and I hope your mates do a better job. For the record, I also have a voice like a blocked drain.

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