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They often say champions judge the pace know when to make the right move often they let others think that they are the main team they also judge knowing that they have been the best but I do believe that Mo Farah tonite has shown every thing the hunger and pride well done mo
We can talk about Sir Chris Hoy and other superb British Olympians, but to win the 5,000 and 10,000 meters at one Olympics and to come from a small island north of France, Mo Farah you are the best!
[/quote]Somalia is a small island north of France? The ferry companies might want to tighten up security then, what with all the pirates that will be knocking about
Which compares to trying to persuade a criminal defence lawyer to work for £10 an hour, not happening is it?
My iPhone always puts Tiny instead of Tony, just done it again now!
Not far off the mark though to be fair, clever these iPhones eh?Did you hear about the serial Indian wife beater-who would beat his wife every night at 7pm on the dot
My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of matches. His little face lit up when he tried to walk.
Janet Street-Porter walks into a bar and says “Can I get a large aperitif?”
“I fuckin doubt it” says the barman.
Brad goes into a bookstore and asks the young lady assistant,
“Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?”
She replies, “I’m not sure if it’s in yet.”
“That’s the one; I’ll take a copy.”
I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
‘Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.’And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn’t help but wonder…
What the hell does ‘ternative’ mean?
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My missus accused me of caring more about my fantasy football team than my own kids.
In my defence…
I had Rio Ferdinand, John Terry, Ashley Cole and Glen Johnson.
I’m gonna call time on this tangent, I may end up in court beside Rio, or worse still, a gangsta might bust a cap un my ass, and we wouldn’t want that know would we, I’m quite fond of my ass the way it is.
apparently I’m black
(well Mrs Micky says I’ve got some of the attributes….. :woohoo: )
You steal things and call her a ho?[/quote]
……but it’s the not having a job that upsets her most.[/quote]
Have you told her you sell crack to kids yet? That might be the final straw Micky.
Some advice please,
My so called mate has just cancelled my sky on my laptop, it must have been him because he’s the only one with access to it. What happened was, ages ago I asked him for his sky number, so I could watch the sports on my laptop, each account gets to send sky to loads of different things, like laptops, x box’s etc. Anyway, it was costing him nothing, and he didn’t need it for all the appliances, so I was using it. Then this week, without even a phone call, he cancels it, gutted, if it was the money he was bothered about I’d have gladly give him some towards his bill, but he never even asked, just cancelled it without notice, and I missed aerobics oz style this morning too!!
Should I Have a word with him, or just tell him to fuck off and re-examine his concept of friendship? Really gutted about losing a good episode of aerobics!
