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IRISH SAUSAGES
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’
He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? Now we don’t have any money at all!’
Murphy replied, ‘Don’t worry – just follow me.’
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said ‘Now you’ve lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven’t got any money!!’
Murphy replied, with a smile. ‘Don’t worry, I have a plan , Cheers! ‘
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, ‘OK, I’ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.’
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said ‘Murphy – I don’t think I can do any more of this. I’m drunk and me knees are killing me!’
Murphy said, ‘How do you think I feel? I can’t even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.’If I were you guys, I would worry about about crowds and not anyone
else’s.
5000+ was pathetic for an FA cup tie. We would have got nearly double that 20 years ago.Please show me where my criteria states the 3rd round.
And while I’m at it let me educate you.
1985 is not 20 years ago, and neither is 1986.Next.
19, 23 and 24 years is a DAMN site nearer than 29, 33, 40, 41 and 57 years ago, innit bell… jog on
next…
That’s a very good link, thanks, may I add a few.
Hull 1986 11,500 (5th Round)
Chesterfied. 81, 9000 (Nearly 30 years ago)
Northwich Victoria, 77, 11000 (Over 30 years ago)
Sheff. Wed, 77, 13000 (Over 30 years ago)Right lets go back a bit further and then tell me if the support is still there.
1970 Peterboro, 17300 (Over 30 years ago)
1969 Port vale, 12000 (Over 30 years ago)
1953 Newcastle 26000 (Over 30 years ago)
There’s more.Like I said, thanks for the link, good one.
BTW I’m not a journo and………………… I’m not lazy. :?
No problem with giving you the link, I found it on this forum a few weeks ago – anything to educate!!!!!
Your critera was 3rd round home ties 20 years ago, not 4th or 5th Round ties or ones from 30+ years ago
If I were you guys, I would worry about about crowds and not anyone
else’s.
5000+ was pathetic for an FA cup tie. We would have got nearly double that 20 years ago.
See how far we have come. :roll:1990/91
9/1 Coventry City (3R) H 0-1 7,4291986/87
19/1 Gillingham (3) H 2-1 3,549 Thompson, Campbell1985/86
4/1 Bournemouth (3) H 3-0 4,185 Kelly, Methven, AspinallNot quite double is it????
Research is the key, this is why I hate lazy journos……
Took me less than 5 minutes to find these results.
