DickDastrdly

Dave – Let me firstly remind you that it was you who sent me a threatening PM a long time ago, I replied and haven`t logged in for weeks. When I did the other day I had a PM from you in my inbox. I can swear on my childrens life I never sent the first one. Would you ? I am simply choosing to respond in the open as I feel everyone should get to witness another trademark Dave From Skem meltdown.

The internet is tired of you Dave, you’ve been fired off Mudhuts for racism, This Northern Soul for offering to baseball bat someone, Wiganer.net for being an hysterical loon and Cockney Latic more than once. While you may have your personal opinions, your constant resorting to racism removes any attempt you make to appear erudite.

Oh and you can look up erudite on Wikipedia like you do the rest of your claims. :lol:

You bang on acting the expert on football even though you change your mind from week to week, thing is you`ve never actually kicked a ball in anger. It`s no surprise really as you`ve obviously always been on the portly side. In all my years playing in Wigan Ammy leagues and my 6 years a Skem taxis the name Dave Gars has never ever popped up. The phrase that springs to mind about you is “know all, done fcuk all”

Dave the big internet hardman who has typed and typed and typed on every Latics board in he hope of being a Mr Wigan Athletic and even went to the trouble of interviewing HIMSELF in the hope of being in the “Latics through and through” section of the fanzine. that`s right the interviewer and interviewee :lol:

Inernet hardman who threatens legal action when people upset him :lol:

A search for my favourite ever Dave From Skem description brings up

Dave From Skem – Writer, singer songwriter, forthcoming documentary maker , interviewer & guest on the same show, succesful buisnessman & all round liar. Hates fans who don`t go to Everton but enjoys commentating on games he doesn`t go to. Infamously banned from Mudhutsmedia for racism and remains to this day the only person to ever get the honour. Gave himself the title of “The Robbie Savage Of The Internet”. Rumoured not to be a good mixer with people. Lazy eye

You off to Balderstone John ?

I used to go on that farm where the big pool was. That farmer bloke never once let me park there without paying

Hurry up and invent another username Screwloose :lol: :lol:

Is this one of those cry for attention threads where the poster wants people to say “Please stay Davey” :lol: :lol: :lol:

Whoooooooo Screwloose has lost it again !!!

David David David or is it Davey ? What in the name of photoshopped pictures of you with McCartney are you babbling on about ?

And why bring TNS into it ? Is it because you were a naughty little boy on there and couldn`t play nicely and they banned you ? You always have a go at websites that ban you don`t you Davey ?I`ve read the thread on there and it was hardly begging you to come back on, it was more like a thread done by a poster who obviously wanted to wind you up and poke you with sticks so you would lose the plot like you always do. You are so easy you see Davey hence why you got the name Loonball on other sites.

So Davey how do you explain your bans for threatening with baseball bats ? Explain please. And explain why you got banned off another site for racism.

I remember the time when you was on Little Wigan saying how you just wanted to post on a website with no worries, you even slagged CockneyLatic off (that was because you`d been banned off here). You got banned from Little Wigan aswell, then you moved to Wiganer, that didn`t last long either did it ? And why….. because you can`t play nicely Davey.

Go on give me one of your long lost the plot replies again :lol: :lol:

And then there`s the 3rd camp.

Posters who change their minds every couple of weeks, one week they are saying how Roberto is a legend and shouldn`t leave for Liverpool, the next week he is a Spanish Clown. Posters who write up long pieces telling everyone how long they have been going, how they were there throughout all the hard times in the hope of getting some well earned kudos. The same posters who for years and years have changed their minds constantly week in week out. The same posters who have tried their best to be a big name on messageboards for years and years but when it comes to it they just can`t play nicely and end up getting banned off site after site. And not just banned for anything but for using threatening behaviour (baseball bats), swearing, and to put the hundreds and thousands on the cake…banned for racism !

Still Dave that wasn`t you was it ?

Biggest messageboard whopper on any Wigan site ever

Maybe his best squad comment wasn`t totally correct.

But as for being made to look silly I`d say not even a tenth as silly as the ones on here last season who were promising relegation from the start of the season. There was a lot of egg on a lot of peoples faces on here at the end of the season. Put there by that “Spanish Clown”.

Whenever people find out that I`m a Wigan fan I always get the “you are going down this season”, to which I reply “Bet you`ve been saying that for the past 7 seasons, one day you may be correct”. Strange though how our so called fans are now saying it. I`m sure they will be right one day

Instead of trying cocky quips fill why not add your FA Cup memories ?

Surely you have some good cup memories from when we were a lower league team facing the big boys ?