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    DoglaticDoglatic
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    Listen,Swansea were 4th from bottom going into that game and hadn’t won away for about 7 or 8 games if I recall. They had their main talisman ( Michu ) out injured and we led twice only to go and bollocks it up! Fingers can be pointed in all directions, excuses made but at the end of the day the buck stops with the manager! Did he have an eye on the FA Cup? Of course he did, the whole team did and I am glad they did but at the end of the day we fucked it up and it wasn’t down to bad luck or injuries because as I recall Swansea were piss poor that night and despite us leading twice they beat us and so to me that was not Martinez’s ( The buck stops here ! ) finest hour!
    As for Caldwell he didn’t get the nickname ‘Calamity’ for nothing! He might have been player of the year, he might have beat his chest and shouted a lot but when he invariably fucked up he fucked up good! Your proverbial ‘Marmite Player’ !
    Now all that aside let’s discuss the opposite of the thread, the chance of Bob being top 4 Bob! With the way things have started off for some of the top 4 usual suspects surely Bob has his best chance yet to deliver his promise to Kenwright and the Everton fans. He said 3 seasons and so this is it for him, can he do the business or was it all just Martinez spin?

    Swansea were in the top 10 at the time.

    http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/22348609

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    filmossfilmoss
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    Listen,Swansea were 4th from bottom going into that game and hadn’t won away for about 7 or 8 games if I recall. They had their main talisman ( Michu ) out injured and we led twice only to go and bollocks it up! Fingers can be pointed in all directions, excuses made but at the end of the day the buck stops with the manager! Did he have an eye on the FA Cup? Of course he did, the whole team did and I am glad they did but at the end of the day we fucked it up and it wasn’t down to bad luck or injuries because as I recall Swansea were piss poor that night and despite us leading twice they beat us and so to me that was not Martinez’s ( The buck stops here ! ) finest hour!
    As for Caldwell he didn’t get the nickname ‘Calamity’ for nothing! He might have been player of the year, he might have beat his chest and shouted a lot but when he invariably fucked up he fucked up good! Your proverbial ‘Marmite Player’ !
    Now all that aside let’s discuss the opposite of the thread, the chance of Bob being top 4 Bob! With the way things have started off for some of the top 4 usual suspects surely Bob has his best chance yet to deliver his promise to Kenwright and the Everton fans. He said 3 seasons and so this is it for him, can he do the business or was it all just Martinez spin?

    Swansea were in the top 10 at the time.

    http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/22348609%5B/quote%5D

    Ssssh! They also like us qualified for the Europa League that season!
    I was surprised that nobody picked up on the 4th from bottom thing earlier!!

    #145311
    thty5yearswafctrevor hoy
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    I’m bored with this one now, time to move on to pastures new! Thanks lads. I am surprised that Jonny aka ‘Standish’ fell for it as he knows me! ha ha ha

    I’m ashamed that johnny knows you but eventually he will recover from it after his jabs after two years of it is this end of the bobsessives :evil:

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    SammySammy
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    I thought you weren’t so stupid as to spout the old “I’m only on a wind-up” excuse.

    How wrong could I have been.

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    filmossfilmoss
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    I thought you weren’t so stupid as to spout the old “I’m only on a wind-up” excuse.

    How wrong could I have been.

    Ask Griff, he’ll tell ya! Also Horc and Lostock Hall latic as well! I honestly didn’t think that you would be that stupid to fall for it if the truth be known!
    I don’t give a flying fuck about Martinez anymore, he is at Everton now! The only reason I am letting on about the wind ups is because I am getting bored with it all now, not because you feel that you got the better of the argument because there wasn’t one, it was all a wind up! As I have openly told the above posters on several occasions I have been on the wind up for a long long time! Some of my posts are sincere but I would say that a good 80% are just piss taking! I don’t even remember the Swansea game, in fact I struggle to recall many games under Martinez as I found them quite mind numbing ( That bit is true! ) I can understand illiterate idiots like 33IQLatic falling for it but you Sammy! Anyhow, no hard feelings eh! Just ask any of the above if you see them what I have told them,I am on the wind up mate! ha ha ha

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    donnys pageDonnys Page
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    Its like fishing in one of those pay on the day pits around Eccy and Mawdesley Fil. A bite a chuck. That Bobby bait works a treat. Don’t even need groundbait. Moonay could catch in them and he cant catch fish!

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    I thought you weren’t so stupid as to spout the old “I’m only on a wind-up” excuse.

    How wrong could I have been.

    Ask Griff, he’ll tell ya! Also Horc and Lostock Hall latic as well! I honestly didn’t think that you would be that stupid to fall for it if the truth be known!
    I don’t give a flying fuck about Martinez anymore, he is at Everton now! The only reason I am letting on about the wind ups is because I am getting bored with it all now, not because you feel that you got the better of the argument because there wasn’t one, it was all a wind up! As I have openly told the above posters on several occasions I have been on the wind up for a long long time! Some of my posts are sincere but I would say that a good 80% are just piss taking! I don’t even remember the Swansea game, in fact I struggle to recall many games under Martinez as I found them quite mind numbing ( That bit is true! ) I can understand illiterate idiots like 33IQLatic falling for it but you Sammy! Anyhow, no hard feelings eh! Just ask any of the above if you see them what I have told them,I am on the wind up mate! ha ha ha[/quote]

    Hilarious. Oh how I laughed reading this.

    Of course the 20% of the time when you’re not taking the piss you can always claim you are which sort of reinforces the “I’m only on a wind-up” excuse.

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    filmossfilmoss
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    I thought you weren’t so stupid as to spout the old “I’m only on a wind-up” excuse.

    How wrong could I have been.

    Ask Griff, he’ll tell ya! Also Horc and Lostock Hall latic as well! I honestly didn’t think that you would be that stupid to fall for it if the truth be known!
    I don’t give a flying fuck about Martinez anymore, he is at Everton now! The only reason I am letting on about the wind ups is because I am getting bored with it all now, not because you feel that you got the better of the argument because there wasn’t one, it was all a wind up! As I have openly told the above posters on several occasions I have been on the wind up for a long long time! Some of my posts are sincere but I would say that a good 80% are just piss taking! I don’t even remember the Swansea game, in fact I struggle to recall many games under Martinez as I found them quite mind numbing ( That bit is true! ) I can understand illiterate idiots like 33IQLatic falling for it but you Sammy! Anyhow, no hard feelings eh! Just ask any of the above if you see them what I have told them,I am on the wind up mate! ha ha ha[/quote]

    Hilarious. Oh how I laughed reading this.

    Of course the 20% of the time when you’re not taking the piss you can always claim you are which sort of reinforces the “I’m only on a wind-up” excuse.[/quote]

    But it doesn’t though does it! Don’t feel bad at getting taken for a ride Sammy, you ain’t the first to fall for it! I’m telling you straight that my latest addition to the Bob thread was pure piss taking and you can’t seem to accept it? Do you seriously think that I give a fuck about a game from well over 2 years ago! Ha ha ha

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    filmossfilmoss
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    Its like fishing in one of those pay on the day pits around Eccy and Mawdesley Fil. A bite a chuck. That Bobby bait works a treat. Don’t even need groundbait. Moonay could catch in them and he cant catch fish!

    The irony is that the whole thread is a piss take yet the gullible repeatedly fall for it! :)

    #145325
    SammySammy
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    I thought you weren’t so stupid as to spout the old “I’m only on a wind-up” excuse.

    How wrong could I have been.

    Ask Griff, he’ll tell ya! Also Horc and Lostock Hall latic as well! I honestly didn’t think that you would be that stupid to fall for it if the truth be known!
    I don’t give a flying fuck about Martinez anymore, he is at Everton now! The only reason I am letting on about the wind ups is because I am getting bored with it all now, not because you feel that you got the better of the argument because there wasn’t one, it was all a wind up! As I have openly told the above posters on several occasions I have been on the wind up for a long long time! Some of my posts are sincere but I would say that a good 80% are just piss taking! I don’t even remember the Swansea game, in fact I struggle to recall many games under Martinez as I found them quite mind numbing ( That bit is true! ) I can understand illiterate idiots like 33IQLatic falling for it but you Sammy! Anyhow, no hard feelings eh! Just ask any of the above if you see them what I have told them,I am on the wind up mate! ha ha ha[/quote]

    Hilarious. Oh how I laughed reading this.

    Of course the 20% of the time when you’re not taking the piss you can always claim you are which sort of reinforces the “I’m only on a wind-up” excuse.[/quote]

    But it doesn’t though does it! Don’t feel bad at getting taken for a ride Sammy, you ain’t the first to fall for it! I’m telling you straight that my latest addition to the Bob thread was pure piss taking and you can’t seem to accept it? Do you seriously think that I give a fuck about a game from well over 2 years ago! Ha ha ha[/quote]

    It depends upon which part of your 80-20 rule this statement falls under. By admitting that 20% of the time you are not taking the piss it sort of makes all your posts irrelevant really, but if that’s what gets you through the day…..

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    filmossfilmoss
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    I thought you weren’t so stupid as to spout the old “I’m only on a wind-up” excuse.

    How wrong could I have been.

    Ask Griff, he’ll tell ya! Also Horc and Lostock Hall latic as well! I honestly didn’t think that you would be that stupid to fall for it if the truth be known!
    I don’t give a flying fuck about Martinez anymore, he is at Everton now! The only reason I am letting on about the wind ups is because I am getting bored with it all now, not because you feel that you got the better of the argument because there wasn’t one, it was all a wind up! As I have openly told the above posters on several occasions I have been on the wind up for a long long time! Some of my posts are sincere but I would say that a good 80% are just piss taking! I don’t even remember the Swansea game, in fact I struggle to recall many games under Martinez as I found them quite mind numbing ( That bit is true! ) I can understand illiterate idiots like 33IQLatic falling for it but you Sammy! Anyhow, no hard feelings eh! Just ask any of the above if you see them what I have told them,I am on the wind up mate! ha ha ha[/quote]

    Hilarious. Oh how I laughed reading this.

    Of course the 20% of the time when you’re not taking the piss you can always claim you are which sort of reinforces the “I’m only on a wind-up” excuse.[/quote]

    But it doesn’t though does it! Don’t feel bad at getting taken for a ride Sammy, you ain’t the first to fall for it! I’m telling you straight that my latest addition to the Bob thread was pure piss taking and you can’t seem to accept it? Do you seriously think that I give a fuck about a game from well over 2 years ago! Ha ha ha[/quote]

    It depends upon which part of your 80-20 rule this statement falls under. By admitting that 20% of the time you are not taking the piss it sort of makes all your posts irrelevant really, but if that’s what gets you through the day…..[/quote]

    You are far too sincere and staid to accept being rolled over! Being over analytical and refusing to accept the truth has me imagining you as someone who wears a tie in their free time! ;)

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    WeregoingtobarnsleyHenry Peacock
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    Are you telling me that this was never a serious thread?

    I don’t believe it!

    I’m so disappointed – now we’ll never get to 1,500.

    #145348
    donnys pageDonnys Page
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    Als post will go on and on even after Judas is sacked by Everton or if he ever moves on from Everton.
    I love Wigan. They’ve made me very wealthy. I’m not up for the fight. Everton will make me even richer.I won’t come back for any players. Fuck off Wigan.

    #145349
    WeregoingtobarnsleyHenry Peacock
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    I’m not falling for that.

    You love Roberto really, don’t you.

    On to 1500!

    #145351
    donnys pageDonnys Page
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    I think he is a lovely bloke and I respect him for having the guts to stick to his football principals. Loved him as a player. Will be forever grateful for him taking us on to win the cup. However I found his football boreing apart from when we had our backs to the wall. 2 nil down then start! But as many say that’s all in the past.

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