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I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger haired kid, with two friends?
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?:lol: :lol: :lol:your break lasted about 4 hrs.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
Your break will last a lot longer if you don’t stop antagonising and trying to bully other users on the board. It’s not needed and not wanted
I can remember getting relegated, going round with buckets collecting money to keep the club afloat and more
If we lose 10 matches 9-0 and end up on 60 points, I don’t think I would bothered too much
I think if we held a poll… I would win best posterlets see
http://www.cockneylatic.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1223
LONDON LAWYER V GLASGOW COP
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!
Glasgow cop says, ‘ Licence and registration, please.’
London Lawyer says, ‘What for?’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.’
London Lawyer says, ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming…’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please.’
London Lawyer says, ‘What’s the difference?’
Glasgow c op says, ‘The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that’s the law,
Licence and registration, please!’London Lawyer says, ‘If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my licence and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.’
Glasgow cop says, ‘Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.’
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer and says ‘Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?’
This Tamudo is supposed to back on the radar, he is supposed to be rather good and may catch rodders in the New Year
Two newlyweds arrive at the honeymoon suite on their wedding night. The groom says,
“Honey, I’ve got a confession to make…I’m addicted to golf! I have to be out on the course morning, noon, and night. I don’t
know how you want to deal with it, but I’m going to be out there”“That’s OK!” said his blushing bride, “I’ve got a confession to make too… I’m a hooker!”
“No big deal!” replied the groom, “Just loosen your grip, and open the club face.”
Er, I didn’t have a 21st, as it happens.Had a meal out with mi bird at the time.
However my 18th and 19th birthdays were raucous as anything. :lol:
He was right then
Definately on your own there; since when was he responsible for Boyce passing the ball to their quickest player and then not launching the ball into row ‘z’ when he had the chance after doing the hard part of chasing him down?
You weren’t part of those rowdy youngsters clan were you????
I was sat with a couple of Leigh lads in there, had to wait ages for the grub as well. But as you said it was a good place to chill out before the game.