StandishWalker

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  • in reply to: The Pitch!!! #17530

    They’ll have to do Asda car park like St Judes ARL used to.

    in reply to: Villa Game #17527

    Am shocked that Arky hasn’t latched onto this and ventured into the home game market. There must be a park ‘n ride opportunity somewhere.
    (instead of park ‘n slide…ba-dum tish. Eh? See what I’ve done there?)

    in reply to: The Pitch!!! #17525
    Oi…….cant say fookin on ere,t`admin will go spare!

    I used the word `Knob` yesterday and it vanished quicker than a `Soviet Dissident`!

    Hiet, that was the old days komerade. Today we have Levis, McDonalds and the Thompson Twins.

    in reply to: The war chest #17522
    I can almost see StandishWalker beating a path to his keyboard as I read.

    Yes, it seems that Big Dave has made a tidy £475k profit, over the years.

    And he probably would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky kids wanting wages to play for us. That might explain where a small chunk of the “£50m” has gone since 1992.

    Made do this time with self inflicted uppercuts, and beating my laptop with a birch branch ala Basil Fawlty.

    in reply to: Wigan Athletic v St.Helens pre season 2010 ? #17469
    Is this thread not now bordering on offensive? :P

    No, but if fun was being poked at learning disabilities, then yes it would be.

    in reply to: Goole Town FC #17434

    I just find your random “Did you go verses Fleetwood in 356 AD?” posts hilarious.

    Would that be the league game or the Roman Empire cup tie ? :? [/quote]

    Think he actually means the cup game in 356 BC that had to be replayed because of a great flood.

    in reply to: MMMMMM #17428
    bobby will only spend what whelan says he can ;)

    And so he should, Whelan’s the Club Chairman.

    in reply to: MMMMMM #17419

    It could very well be a bargaining tactic, but it could also be the fact that Martinez genuinely doesn’t want to spend £4m immediately.

    Money from the players moving on won’t be received immediately, and if he’s successful in getting the Spanish left back, then that is potentially £8m gone in one fell swoop.

    in reply to: MMMMMM #17414

    I wouldn’t be too worried about it. It’s a cash-flow issue, and it’s a regular practice to ‘buy’ a player, but pay at a later date or in instalments. If Martinez is after a few players, then he won’t want to blow a substantial chunk of his budget all in one go. Celtic are in that much of a hole that they want the money up front. If it said he wanted McDonald on loan, and didn’t mention £4m at a later date, then I might be worried.

    in reply to: The Guardian #17409

    I don’t know who Ken McKenzie is (6th Jan, 8:53am in the list of comments) but I want to have his babies.

    Argument put perfectly, facts stated totally accurately, not one use of the word c***.

    Gullad, owd lad – as we apparently say up ‘ere.

    I suggest you all take a read and use this as your ammo whenever this kind of drivel is thrown at you in future.

    At first, I actually thought he was you Griff.

    Didn’t think Ken McKenzie sounded like a real name.[/quote]

    Had i read the original article and had the time to reply before Ken did, I’d like to think I could have mustered a similarly eloquent and acerbic response. :|

    Fair play to Ken, whoever you are. I’ve a sneaky feeling it might be Duke or JamesC. Not? :roll:

    I know it’s not Arky – he never mentioned fishing once ;) [/quote]
    It’s Bickymon for sure.

    in reply to: The Guardian #17359
    I don’t know who Ken McKenzie is (6th Jan, 8:53am in the list of comments) but I want to have his babies.

    Argument put perfectly, facts stated totally accurately, not one use of the word c***.

    Gullad, owd lad – as we apparently say up ‘ere.

    I suggest you all take a read and use this as your ammo whenever this kind of drivel is thrown at you in future.

    At first, I actually thought he was you Griff.

    Didn’t think Ken McKenzie sounded like a real name.

    in reply to: The Guardian #17350

    Just read this. To be fair though, he has got slated by just about everyone who has commented on the piece.

    in reply to: So where was the `drummer boy` on Saturday? #17336
    I’m confused now – you’re the drummer but you’ve been going for 42 years :roll:

    “Grow up” springs to mind ;)

    Used to be all chocolate soldier uniforms and ‘Parum-pa-pa-pum’, but these days he looks more like Phil Collins. Age creeps up on us all.

    If were still buying rubbish championship players by the summer Whelan has lost the plot.

    Is Whelan also the chief scout? That man can do just about everything.

    in reply to: New Wigan Songs Needed #17319
    Oh God these songs get worse!

    Somebody posted a good one on here a while back to the tune of “eye eye ippy ippy eye” it went “pie pie chippy chippy pie” It was quite good, but nobody ever sang it.

    Also one of mine I think you’ll find. (polishes nails on lapels)

    The tune was ‘She’ll be coming round the mountain when she comes’

    Verses were something like: ‘We’ll be watching Wigan Latics win at home…’ and ‘Hugo Rodallega scores a goal…’

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