john arkwright

I would have Gomez before any of our mid-fielders. He probably scored more goals than all the others combined.

Middy

Them pit village sides are used to a muddy churned up pitch like.

Are you English?………………………like.

Palomar.

What’ s your view on the chod rig?

Helicopter

can’t get fck all on my phone, maybe it’s the dial in the middle that’s fcked up.

essox

Sometimes I cry if a big fish gets off.

hook pull

Have some of you lot finishing wanking yet?

Ground pellet.

4/7 on to go down, why don’t you pile all your money on them then and cash in?

neither side had anything that was remotely entertaining

like a good many of our games this season.

rapala

according to my mate’s mate if I hit every bite I would be a world beater.

chopped worm.