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Stop moaning, tha’d a bin alreet in trenches wi me, in ’17.
Been round the stadium tonight; perfectly passable. Not a patch on the Boxing Day ice.
17 was a cake-walk Griff. The Somme in 16 was was the real deal. Lost my best bat-man that year.
Wonder how many of the regular posters were there at the time, there, and Canvey Island.[/quote]
Pussies……………………
I had my wonder-woman taken off me by Lieutenant Bromhead at Rourke’s Drift; said it offended the ‘fuzzie wuzzies’…….whatever that was.
Now they were the days
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Showing your age there fella…………………..classic.
Here’s a few more ‘man’ jokes………………….awaits abuse from girlies on board.
Q: Why are there so many homes for battered women?
A: Because they just don’t f*****g listen!!As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger frantically jumps up, removes all her clothing and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough?”
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this.”
Q: What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you’ve finished on the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box for the boneWhy do women have two sets of lips?
One set to b!tch at you with, and the other to apologise with.Scientists have discovered intelligent DNA in some women.
Unfortunately 95% of them spat it out!:twisted:
well guys i reckon quite a few people will agree with him, maybe secretly but i myself admit i aint enjoying it anywhere near i did pre prem. i think its the big four bias that gets my back up most we will never be able to compete at this level and it bloody hurts like hell getting beat week after week
Well Nuneaton the problem is, if we get relegated, and then don’t beaten week after week, we end up with the very real possibility of getting promoted, and then, shucks, it’s back to the Premier League again.
We must have the only supporters in the country who want relegation and want to stay in the lower leagues, and it’s laughable.
It’s like a local band ‘selling out’, much to the dismay of their fans who have followed them since pub gigs.
To me, it’s the old elitist ‘I was at Canvey Island don’t you know’ doctrine again:
‘Let’s get back to playing on a ploughed field in front of a thousand, and get rid of these Johnny Come Latelys. Bah, I hate the Rugby, thinking they’re better than us.’
If you have no hopes or ambition for your team, what is the point of supporting them? If you want to remain mid-table, treading water, then why not do that in the top division?
Anyone who wants to remain lower league, playing in from of a handful, with a real exclusive feel about the whole supporter thing, then why not go and form Athletic Of Wigan? The Mancunians are showing what a massive ‘success’ it can be.[/quote]
Mr Standish….top quality response (I only wish I’d beaten you to it). The morons, and I include the originator(s) of this post, will not be satisfied until we are ‘kicking cans’ in Cambridge Street again. It’s true…what do they want if we get relegated?
“Heeyyyyy!!! be careful we might make the play-off’s and get back into that top thingy again…….me and me trout want to go to Blackpool again – it’s only holi we get”
Some people need to realise that it’s actually 2010 not 1972 with Gordon Milne and Mr Fleming et al…………move on you morons and get with the club you all say you have supported for the last thousand years.
We push on from here……………..
……..and we stay here.
Ladies and Gentlemen of this forumNo doubt, I am regarded as one of the rose-tinted spectacles wearing Whelan luvvies as I am not in the train of thought that wants to a pull a ‘Shipman’ on him at the first opportunity.
It seems however, that many people are completely missing the point with Whelan’s investment in the club.
Yes there was a Wigan Athletic before Whelan, and yes there will be one after he’s gone, but there would not be a Premier League Wigan Athletic without him.
Would the club have got there by merit, and investment from the loyal supporters?
Would a multi-millionaire, other than one from Wigan, be interested in a club in the lower leagues, with no fanbase, and a dilapidated ground?
Were there any other Wigan multi-millionaires interested in buying the club?
If a local millionaire came up to you today and let you live in a huge house, drive a nice car, and invited you to all the best show-biz parties because you made him look good, would you have the right in a few years time to complain that you wanted to go to better parties, and kick up a fuss if he planned to sell the house and car?
And, off topic slightly…..if you got home and your beloved wife of twenty years had burned your dinner everyday for a few weeks, would you beat the living daylights out of her and demand a divorce, or would you say ‘You’re a sh*t cook, but I love you anyway’?
Think about it, and answer honestly.
Before I answer…..what exactly has our Maude burned?
Q: Why can’t Ms. Piggy count to 70?
A: Because when she reaches 69, she gets a frog in her throat.Q: If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame?
A: The motorcyclist is. He shouldn’t have been riding in the kitchen?:o
So you’re saying I’m right?“We’re sh*t, and you know we are”. :lol:
Not at all fella(s)……….just asking
change before or after the “window”…..what are your collective thoughts?
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You know I’m going to say it…………“Told you so”.
Messieurs Vat….I, along with many others here, would like to wholeheartedly tell you (and the other 3/4 peeps that share your log in password) Ferk orft please. Entertaining as some of your missives have been your collective, and often conflicting, opinions have done nothing but confirm what we have known for such a long time but have been in denial from.
Change? ………before he buys or after?
Now then chap(s)….that is the question
Q: What do you call a fat woman who likes men and women?
A: A bisexual built for two!…………………………………………………………….
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trail all day. When they had stopped to take a rest Tonto placed his ear to the ground and listened.
“Buffalo come,” remarked Tonto.
“How can you tell, Tonto?” asked the Lone Ranger.
“Face sticky!” :shock:A little bit of seasonal cheer……
A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas-after all, they’ve only known each other for three weeks. Romantic, yet not too personal. Accompanied by her younger sister, he goes to the shopping centre and buys a pair of white gloves. The sister picks up a pair of panties for herself. But during the wrapping, the shop assistant mixes up the parcels. The sister gets the gloves, the guy takes home a gift box containing the panties. Without checking, the guy rushes the suspect gift to his sweetie, after drafting this loving & helpful note…
“I chose these because I notice you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she’d been wearing for the last three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time. There’s no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for the coming Christmas Eve.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
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He laid her on the table.
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat.
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast.
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide…he looked inside.
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms…
And then he stuffed the turkey.
:o…………………………………………………………….
Have a good one, oh and don’t drink too much….. :lol: :lol: :lol:Errmmmm…..just to clarify for Mrs Micky could you please define ‘too much’. I’d hate to undersell the event this year.
All the very best to everyone……………..be safe
:D
Apparently, after their last performance at Portsmouth, the next televised Liverpool match is being moved to the XXXporn channel, as 11 @rseholes was too much for sky sports.
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Hey , I thought this was supposed to be a light hearted , Christmassy , Latics related, feel good thread !!!You’ve killed Christmas !! :(
Too Many………..
I can see a ‘3 out, 2 in’ situation.Coming in I suspect……..Ball, Martinez and Ponce (PonSay) at least. However, we may still be cursed with the ‘one in one out’ thought process.
… and of course Scotland didn’t score AGAIN!Awh! come on Garswood that first one was clearly on-side and his over head scissor kick into top corner was never ‘dangerous play’………bl00dy refs never get anything from them.
No-one on the subs bench……….too cold for them. C’mon Martinez get a grip and sign some Eastern Europeans.
Had to park in Orrell and walk in because it wasn’t safe. C’mon Welco and Council (and any supporters who are hording the grit for themselves) sort it out.
My underseat heating failed at half time……froze my b0llox off second half. C’mon Whelan sort out your ground.
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A hooded robber from Hindley burst into LLoyds Bank in Wigan and forced the cashiers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door a brave Wigan customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber’s face.The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation.
He looked around the bank and noticed one of the cashiers was staring straight at him.
The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.The Robber yelled, “Well, did anyone else see my face?”
There are a few moments of utter silence, in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak.Then one old man from Pem tentatively raised his hand and said, “I think our Maude may have caught a glimpse of you.”
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