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what ive always wanted to know,and its never talked about is how many penguins drowned when the ship hit the iceberg.
Penguins……?
Reminds me of the joke, “why do polar bears not eat penguins?”
Wigan are ready to hit bad boy Charles N’Zogbia with a maximum £70,000 fine for missing the opening day beating by Blackpool.
Boss Roberto Martinez will come down hard on the Frenchman after he stormed out of training on Friday.
N’Zogbia trained on his own on Saturday morning before arriving to see the final stages of the defeat.
N’Zogbia is unsettled and pals say he is also upset that Wigan failed to sign a friend handled by his own agent.
Don’t think thats gonna make him want to stay!
Man lands on the moon! Allegedly.
When all you West Standers were leaving in your droves with 20 mins left on Sat – particularly those of you in the centre sectionsJust at the time you meet the exit point in the stand – look up and you will see Whelan looking down
It is at this moment you should all vent your spleen at him and give him your thoughts !!
not meakly walk out and then moan later
Whelan was sat in his usual place in the directors box on Saturday and got quite a bit of “advice” from those within earshot. By the look on his face at the end of the game and the way he quickly disappeared it wouldn’t surprise me if he went straight down to the dressing room and made his opinions known.
For Martinez, read Captwin Edward John Smith. Steering his ship(The Titanic) into impending doom. For Dave Whelan, read Fredrick Fleet, the lookout, who failed to see the iceberg in time .
I’m sure Whelan has much better eyesight than Frederick Fleet and I think you can rest assured he won’t put up with a repeat of that type of performance again.
Keeper Coach and Fitness Coach :arrow: :|Can’t see how a new goalkeeper coach could improve Kirkland.
How can you play at any level of football, let alone the Premiership, with the kind of problems he has?
He might be a nice guy and loyal to Wigan, although the cynic in me would argue he’s only loyal because he wouldn’t get in any other Prem team, but he should have been replaced some time ago.The problem with Whelan – and I actually really like the man – is that he speaks like I speak in the pub. He says what he thinks and is fully committed to it at the time that he says it. Then, later, he changes his mind and is fully commited to that view as well.I’m inclined to agree with what you say except that people who think and act in this way do not tend to become self-made millionaires.
I got a mention on Wednesday’s edition of North West Tonight when they correctly reported that my season ticket had arrived.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who couldn’t count beyond the number seven. He had a huit allergy.
Zut alors Sammy, most of our members can’t even speak English.
Incidentally, I was telling my French friends once that although I pronounced this ‘zoot’ alors my mate always pronoucned it more like ‘zyoot’ alors. I was told that both are technically correct, though my version has the translates with the more traditional “oh crikey” meaning, whereas his is a little less “Famous 5-ish” and means something along the lines of “I want to blow my come in your face”. :shock:
I kid you not. It’s full of subtle nuances, the French langauge[/quote]
I gave up on this joke because I got tired of having to explain it, after which it lost it’s – admittedly marginal – impact.Hooligans let face it Wigan have never really had any they just think they players look to cause trouble in front of the Police knowing when they are getting spanked they will help them. I also think that Wigan Police especially the Football i think they call them spotters have rooted out the idiots good riddance to bad rubbish and well done Wigan Police i say. :DHas this been written in some kind of code?
S********a’s a good site for jokes, isn’t it, Sammy? Although some are very very incorrect ;)Maybe I should have just posted a link to the site GL?
Imagine you’re a girl in Primark, queuing in single file. The girl in front doesn’t have her purse. To your dismay you realise you don’t have yours. Your friend at the back of the queue offers to throw her purse to you. You can’t queue jump until the purse has been thrown. Once the purse has been thrown you can quickly dodge the girl in front of you and pay.
That’s right girls, the offside rule in a language you can understand.
Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number 82.
I’m easily lead.
