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“It may be hot air, and it may be my opinion, but it’s all 100% factually accurate.”
I think there is contradition in that statement.
Paddy had been drinking in his local pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick’s Day.
Mick, the barman notices he’s a bit worse for wear and says, ‘You’ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy’.
‘OK Mick, I’ll be on my way then’, he replies.
Paddy spins around on his stool, steps off and falls flat on his face.
‘Shoite’ he says, pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face again.
‘Shoite, ‘Shoite!’, mutters Paddy.He looks to the doorway and thinks if he can just get some fresh air he’ll be fine. He belly crawls to the door, shimmies up the door frame, sticks his head outside, takes a deep breath and feels much better. He steps out onto the pavement and falls flat on his face.
‘Bi’ Jeysus, I’m fockin’ focked,’ he says.
He can see his house just down the road so crawls to the door, hauls himself up the frame, opens the door and falls inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and thinks, ‘No fockin’ way’, but manages to claw his way upstairs and force himself upright against the bedroom door. ‘If I can just make it into bed’, he whispers. He steps into the room and falls flat on his face.
‘Fock it’, he says and manages to crawl into bed.The next morning his wife walks into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, ‘Good morning Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?’
‘Yes’, says Paddy. ‘I did. I was fockin’ pist. But how do you know?’
‘Mick phoned . . . you left your wheelchair at the pub’.
On reviewing West Hams away trip to Bolton and the trouble they were in, Talksport asked Julian Dicks on his thoughts. He replied ” The club is in need of a win and as we have a few foreign lads playing for us it will be tough for them as it will be freezing cold up there tonight. They will just have to roll their sleeves up and get stuck in ! ”
Would they not have been better rolling them down !Apparently, Diouf came out in the second-half wearing a coat.
“Bob’s a great man, but will he stand up to big Dave, the man who brought him into English football, and assents to him employing Graham Barrow as a Premier League coach? I doubt it.”
What would you prefer Whelan to have done then? Appoint Martinez -assuming you were in favour of that – then say to him the backroom staff you want to bring in are not good enough for the Premiership so I’ll decide who they should be!
Maybe if the Wigan public showed a greater desire to support their local football team then that may encourage the better players to stay and persuade Whelan to demonstrate the ambition you believe he lacks.
WHO, is coaching the defenders,using the term loosly……I think Mr Kirkland should also take a lot of the blame for the goals conceded on Saturday.
We should really leave them alone to vent their spleen at the way Whelan is not doing his job and bankrupting the club. It’s an escape, and a preventative against hitting the kids, kicking the dog and battering the wife.
Was bad football though, Big gap between Championship and premiership and I would prefer to be in the prem. But i get it your weird and you want our team to get relegated…Well done[/quote]
Supporting your team is not just about the football and how good or bad it may be. Plus, I’ve seen us participate in more dire games in the Prem than I ever did in the Championship.Has anyone seen the report on SSN about Prince Charles being a Burnley fan? Where the f*ck did they drag them two knuckle draggers up from who are singing in the pub? Should be used as a public service announcement to prevent interbreeding or smoking when pregnant or summat.What with Charlie belonging to a family with centuries of inbreeding I think it’s the perfect team for him to support.
Got to say that I’m concerned by the fact that a previously watertight defence – exactly the same players – is now shipping goals. Along with Bobby’s weakness for buying Swansea players, refusal to alter his system, and disregard for the fact that we don’t have a right-winger, it suggests to me that the great man’s out of his depth. Hope I’m wong and he turns it around.The biggest concern is the lack of spirit and determination when the chips are down. That is something which is entirely down to Martinez and his backroom staff. Maybe there are some bad eggs in the squad which need shipping out, just like the problem Jewel had in his first season. But we are talking Premier League here as opposed to Division 2 and the problem is that quality replacements are not so readily available and the opposion is of a much high calibre to make the transion a comfortable one.
TL, I have always respected your opinion here, even though i think this one of the few subjects we disagree on.
Is this the same Tyldesley Latic who posted on Rivals?
